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***Tour duh Hash 2025
is tentatively scheduled for
Sat. May 31 - Sun. June 8, 2025***
is tentatively scheduled for
Sat. May 31 - Sun. June 8, 2025***
sh (TDH)
What is Tour duh Hash, you ask? It's your opportunity to hash with different kennels in the DC area! For the past 15ish years, we've done a true "gathering of the clans" and visited every kennel day after day until we'd run them all. We learned some new songs, ran trails in places we'd never have seen otherwise, down-downed a lot of beers, and met a hell of a lot of new Hashers - many of whom we still see at Full Moons and other local and not-so-local hash events.
So check your calendars and plan your work schedules - take some time off so that you can hit all the kennels in 9 days, or as many of them as you can. Your liver may regret it, but you certainly won't! Can you add your name to the list of finishers?
Tour duh Hash 2024
Here it is! The announcement you have all been waiting for! Here is the 2024 Tour duh Hash schedule!
Wednesday Night, June 5, 7 pm - Over the Hump H3
Location: Behind ABC Store, 14220 Smoketown Rd, Woodbridge, VA (Limited parking around back, so park out front)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/TNKAVodxewFexia28
Hares Away: 7:00 pm; Pack Away: 7:12 pm
Cost: $6
Hares: Liar, Liar, Vagina on Fire, Elementary My Dear Twatson, Amnesia Down There, Throw Mama from the Threesome
Walkers: 2 miles; Long: 4 miles
Special Erections: 1 beer check for walkers, 2 beer checks for runners, Maybe a shot check if you're lucky, bug spray, workaround for strollers (ask the hares), dog friendly (if they don't mind shiggy), shiggy both runners and walkers, A-A', bag vehicle will be provided, will get wet, bring a change of clothes.
Thursday Night, June 6, 6:45 pm - Everyday is Wednesday H3
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 6, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gateway Park, 1300 Lee Hwy, Arlington, VA 22209
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St N & Ft Myer Dr
Hares: Sloppenheimer, Head Injury, SAD, Screaming Pussy, Immoral Support
Trail Details:
- Runners: 3.25 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
- Walkers:1.2 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half
- Shiggy: 2.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (1 block to Rosslyn Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Rosslyn Metro
Last Trains Out:
Ashburn 12:09 AM
Blue Line to Downtown Largo 11:55 PM
Silver Line to Downtown Largo 11:53 PM
Franconia-Springfield 12:16 AM
New Carrollton 11:51 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:13 AM
On After*: Continental Beer Hall
Specials: You’re Special
Friday Night, June 7, 8 pm - Charm City H3
Location: Charm City Meadworks
https://maps.app.goo.gl/8YeHb47U4HveaGr29
Cost: $11
WHAT: CCH3 Trail #283 WHY: Tour De Hash!!
WHEN: Friday Jun 7th, pre-lube at 7pm, on-out around 8pm —note later time than usual
WHERE: Charm City Meadworks, 400 E Biddle St, Baltimore, MD 21202
WHO: My Big Fat Greek Orgy, G-Spotify, Bambi’s Bitch
HOW: A-A, minimal shiggy, no water crossings, but bring a cranium lamp. 2.5ish mi walkers/4.5ish mi runners.
Saturday Morning, June 8, 10 am - Smutty Crab H3
Location:12025 Trade Zone Ct, Waldorf, MD 20601
Hash Cash: $10 ($1 to tour; we’re not charging for beer. We’ll use $9 for our shopping extravaganze)
Deets: 4 miles, one trail, with some shortcuts available for walkers and lazy hashers
On After: Costa Azul Mexican Grill and Cantina
Start: 1000
Hares: Scuba Deuce and Earshot
Dogs and strollers probably okay, but may need a little assistance in spots.
Pack away: 1030ish
With the little shopping spree portion, it will probably be 1100 before we start running for real.
Saturday Afternoon, June 8, 4 pm - Fredericksburg Urban(ish) H3
Location: Commuter Lot Dumfries Rd and Rte 1, Dumfries, VA
https://maps.app.goo.gl/puhUFs2U1w7im1F76
Time: 4:00 PM
Cost: $6 - pizza will be provided
Hare: FU MM
Runners: 4 miles, 6/7 shiggy, water, no swimming, 2 beer stops
Walkers: 2 miles, 0 shiggy, pavement pounding (This is Dumfries Rd. It is busy.), 1 beer stop
Prelube at start
Sunday Morning, June 9, 10 am - Hangover H3
Location: National Colonial Farm, 3400 Bryan Point Rd, Accokeek, MD 20607
https://maps.app.goo.gl/mVihRq9muSfLhKJQ7
Cost: $8
A-B
Hares Away: 10:00 AM; Pack Away 10:15 AM
Theme: TdH 2024 - The Marsh Dilemma
Hares: French Toasted, Camo Sutra
Parking: Park anywhere in the big lot for the farm.
Shiggy Rating (1-10): Eagle 5; Turkey 4; Penguin 3
Trail Length: Eagle 5 miles; Turkey 4.3 miles; Penguin 2.8 miles
Stroller Friendly: Not Today
More Info: Bring a spare pair of shoes, deet, and maybe something for PI before you go.
Sunday Afternoon, June 9, 3 pm - Baltimore-Annapolis H3
Location: Watkins Regional Park, 301 Watkins Park Dr, Upper Marlboro, 20774; The first parking lot from the entrance, wit the ball fields and tennis courts.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/LWjsYZ8jMtY3LnfeA
Hares: Jr. Bacon Heaveburger, et al.
Cost: $7
Runners: 4.69 miles
Walkers: Not as much
More pleasant shiggy than usual BAH3 trails, but you'll want pants and/or shiggy socks anyway.
Could be useful: change of clothes, PI prevention, bug repellant.
Doggos welcome (encouraged!)
Nearest Metro: Downtown Largo on the Blue/Silver line is about 5.5 miles from start.
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Friday, May 31 - Tour duh Hash Prelube hosted by Beltway Bob
Location: Whitlow's Rooftop
Saturday Morning, June 1, 10 am - Mount Vernon H3
Hares Away At 10:00 AM, Pack Away at 10:15 AM
Location: 6817 Backlick Rd., Backlick Commuter Lot, Springfield, VA 22150
https://maps.app.goo.gl/HyNJYrLijbLpr7y68
Directions:
From east or west on the Franconia-Springfield Parkway, RT289, get off at Backlick Rd and look for the commuter lot.
I-95 north, get off at exit 166B and follow Backlick Rd north. Look for the Greater Springfield Firehouse on your right and
the commuter lot will be next.
I-95 south, get off at 169A, Brandon Ave. Make a left on Augusta Dr., make a left on Amherst Ave and it will turn into
Backlick Rd. Follow Backlick Rd. pass the Chick-Fil-A on the left and look for the commuter lot on the left.
Parking Details:
Park where you can and look for half-minds milling around underneath the overpass.
Cost: $7
Hares: Green Piece, Full Metal Balls, BUM, Marathon Meth Man
Runners' Trail: 5+/- miles, flat and dry except for the hills, water and mud
Walkers' Trail: 3+/- miles
Dogs: Sure
Strollers: Trail available. See the Hare.
Trail Notes: A-B
Saturday Afternoon, June 1, 3 pm - DCH4
Location: Gambrill Park and Ride, Springfield, VA.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/BE9F4SFEGbAdHJL96
Cost: $8
Hares: PITA, Blinded by the Spooge, French Toasted, Polish Face Polish
Distance and Info: A-A
Runners: ~6.5 mile, Shiggy: Hmm... 6.5, Water Crossing, Dog Friendly, Not Stroller Friendly
Walkers: ~3.5 mi, Shiggy: Hmm... 5, Water Crossing Possible (Can be avoided and depends on rain), Dog Friendly, Not Stroller Friendly
Sunday Morning, June 2, 10 am - Old Frederick H3
Location: Parking lot of Rockwell Brewery East, 880 North East St, Frederick, MD 21701
https://maps.app.goo.gl/wKhNphK4P5pbiTiq6
Time: 10:30 sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away
Cost: $5
Trail Type: A-A
Distance: Eagle (runner) ~4 miles; Turkey (walker) ~3 miles
Shiggy: (1-10): 0-6 depending on which part of the trail you are navigating
Stroller or Dog Friendly?: No
Notes: 1 beer check, 1 shot check; Bring dry clothes, extra shoes, and extra running shoes if you plan to join Hillbilly
On-After - Rockwell East & Food Truck
Sunday Afternoon, June 2, 3 pm - Hillbilly H3
Location: 21115 Mouth of Monocacy Rd, Dickerson, MD 20842
https://maps.app.goo.gl/zG95xyqMjTy3mfBEA
Time: 3:00 PM
Cost: $5
Hares: Hillbilly MM
Details: Cum join us on a wet romp near the Monocacy and Potomac Rivers. We'll provide lots of shiggy and elevation. There will be two beer checks and one shot check. Eagle trail will be approximately four miles. Turkey trail will be approximately two miles.
Monday Night, June 3, 6:30 pm - White House H3
Location: Huntington Metro North garage, off Huntington Ave.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/hCudEVwQna39oHY37
Cost: $11
Shiggy: 2/5 with a water crossing
Distance: 2.5 miles. A-B (but still a short enough walk back to start.
On after: 2 hefes
Tuesday Night, June 4, 7 pm - So Happy It's Tuesday H3
Location: 200 Fairbrook Dr, STE 101, Herndon, VA 22170
https://maps.app.goo.gl/WbTjEotXea8p15jt9
Cost: ???
Who will win the newly updated Gispert Cup for the best trail this year? If you make every trail during Tour, you'll be able to have your say!
