ASSASSINATION HUMOR

OBAMACSI.COM: While there nothing is funny about the future assassination of U.S. President Barack Obama, the following art, articles, and videos are either funny or sick, depending on one's sense of humor. Nonetheless, they deal with the future assassination of Obama and must be documented for research's sake. 

1. Students Chant "Assassinate Obama": Students in Idaho allegedly start chanting "Assassinate Obama" as they rode the public school bus. No children were taken into custody. 

2. Obama: "This will be the Day that I Die": At Barack Obama's Presidential Inauguration at the National Mall in Washington D.C., Obama sings along with "Bye Bye Miss American Pie" and can be clearly seen singing "This will be the day that I die". 

3. Obama Startled by Gunshot in Turkey: On a diplomatic trip to Turkey in 2009, U.S. President Barack Obama appears quite jumpy after a nearby gunshot is heard at a formal greeting. To be fair, there was an alleged plot to assassinate Obama that was foiled only hours before the incident. 

4. 
The Onion: The Obama Assassination: The "Onion" chimes in on an attempted Barack Obama assassination in which the white assassin states that he wanted to assassinate Obama, "'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'. 

5. Math Lesson: Obama Assassination Angles
A math teacher from Alabama gets in hot water with the Secret Service for teaching possible angles to use while assassinating U.S. President Barack Obama. 

6. The Assassination of Obama: A Short Film: In what appears to be an amateur short film, British children act out the future assassination of the U.S. President Barack Obama. 

7. Ty Hustle's "Death of Obama" Rap: In his soon to be famous rap song, Ty Hustle raps that due to the death of Osama bin Laden, Al Qaeda will revenge their leaders death and assassinate U.S. President Barack Obama. 

8. Obama Lego Assassination: 
A creative Lego lover goes to great lengths to create the future assassination of U.S President Barack Obama, Lego style. 

9: The Onion: Obama's Staged Assassination: The fake news outlet "The Onion" makes fun about an upcoming "staged assassination" attempt on Obama's life. 


1. STUDENTS CHANT "ASSASSINATE OBAMA"

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Students in Idaho allegedly start chanting "Assassinate Obama" as they rode the public school bus. No children were taken into custody.

Title: Students Chant 'Assassinate Obama' On School Bus
Date: December 18, 2008
Source: KBOI News

Abstract: Controversial words spoken by kids on a school bus have some Madison County parents concerned.

Matthew Whoolery and his wife aren't blaming the school district for what happened on the bus but they do think all parents need to be careful about what they say and teach their children.

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Whoolery and his wife couldn't believe it when their second and third graders got off the bus last week and told them what other students were saying.

"They just hadn't heard anything like this before," said Whoolery. "They were chanting on the bus, 'Assassinate Obama. Assassinate Obama.' Then adding in a name sometimes of a classmate on the bus, 'Assassinate Obama and Kate.'"

The Whoolery's explained to their kids what assassinate means then contacted the school about what was happening.

"I think the thing that struck us was just like, 'Where did they get the word and why would they put that word and that person together?'" said Whoolery.

It's not that the Whoolery's are big Obama fans they just don't like people joking about a serious matter concerning any leader of the country.

"I'm assuming if it were, 'Assassinate McCain' you'd feel the same way?" asked reporter Nate Eaton.

"No question about it," replied Whoolery.

After the incident, the Madison School district superintendent sent an email to all teachers, principals, and bus drivers saying that all students should show proper respect for elected officials.

If a student does say something inappropriate, the adult is to calm them down and tell them the behavior is unacceptable.

"I don't think that the majority of people in Rexburg have extreme ideas like that but we were just surprised that it would go that far," said Whoolery.

The Whoolery's moved to Rexburg a year ago. They came from the Middle East where they lived for three years.

In all their time living there, they never heard any comments similar to these about any leaders there or here (KBOI News, 2008).

2. OBAMA: "THIS WILL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE"

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At Barack Obama's Presidential Inauguration at the National Mall in Washington D.C., Obama sings along with "Bye Bye Miss American Pie" and can be clearly seen singing "This will be the day that I die".

Title: Barrack Obama "This Will Be The Day That I Die"
Date: February 12, 2009
Source:
YouTube

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3. OBAMA STARTLED BY GUNSHOT IN TURKEY

OBAMACSI.COM:
On a diplomatic trip to Turkey in 2009, U.S. President Barack Obama appears quite jumpy after a nearby gunshot is heard at a formal greeting. To be fair, there was an alleged plot to assassinate Obama that was foiled only hours before the incident.

Title:
Obama's Fear At Turkey Visit
Date: April 6, 2009
Source: YouTube


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4. THE ONION: THE OBAMA ASSASSINATION


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The "Onion" chimes in on an attempted Barack Obama assassination in which the white assassin states that he wanted to assassinate Obama, "'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'.

Title:
Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'
Date: April 6, 2010
Source: YouTube, The Onion

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5. MATH LESSON: OBAMA ASSASSINATION ANGLES


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A math teacher from Alabama gets in hot water with the Secret Service for teaching possible angles to use while assassinating U.S. President Barack Obama. 

Title: Teacher Suspended For President Obama Assassination Lesson
Date: May 19, 2010
Source: The Gaurdian 

Abstract: An Alabama teacher has been suspended after a national outcry for using an assassination attempt against President Obama to illustrate a maths problem to his class.

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Gregory Harrison, the teacher at Corner High School in Jefferson County, Alabama, was to receive a slap on the wrist in the form of a "long conversation" with the local school authorities, after sparking a Secret Service investigation when he discussed possible angles to use in shooting at the president.

But officials only later decided they needed to take tougher action against Harrison following a flood of calls from people outraged at the lenient treatment. Harrison's deadly lesson was revealed this week by the local newspaper, Birmingham News, which reported:

The teacher was appar­ently teaching his geometry students about parallel lines and angles, officials said. He used the example of where to stand and aim if shooting Obama."He was talking about angles and said, 'If you're in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president,'" said Joseph Brown, a senior in the geometry class.

Another student said: "We were going over a test and getting reviewed for our finals and were going over tangency. A student walked in and said, 'Well, if you shoot the president...' and the teacher picked up on it and said, 'OK, if you shoot off his ear, that is a point of tangency.'"

District schools superintendent Phil Hammonds said Harrison had shown a lack of judgment and was now suspended pending further investigation. "As a district, we are embarrassed by his actions and what he said. There is nothing that can be said to rationalise what was said. We take this very seriously. There is no place in our society for a person to make these comments," Hammonds said.

Before the flood of complaints, however, Birmingham News reported that Hammonds's initial response was: "We are going to have a long conversation with him about what's appropriate."

The Secret Service confirmed that it investigated Harrison before the story was made public, saying: "We did not find a credible threat."

Malia Drummond, a student in Harrison's class during the lesson, defended him as an conscientious teacher who didn't deserve to be fired. She told Birmingham News: "Yeah, the comment was probably inappropriate, but who in America hasn't make a joke about Obama? They make it sound like he was plotting an assassination, but it wasn't like that" (The Gaurdian, 2010).

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SHORT FILM: THE ASSASSINATION OF OBAMA

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In what appears to be an amateur short film, British children act out the future assassination of the U.S. President Barack Obama. 

Title: The Assassination of Obama - A Short Film By GFS Productions
Date:
March 29, 2011
Source: YouTube

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7. TY HUSTLE'S "DEATH OF OBAMA" RAP


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In his soon to be famous rap song, Ty Hustle raps that due to the death of Osama bin Laden, Al Qaeda will revenge their leaders death and assassinate U.S. President Barack Obama.

Title: Death Of Obama (Shooting At The President) By Ty Hustle
Date: May 4, 2011
Source:
YouTube

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8. OBAMA LEGO ASSASSINATION

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  A creative Lego lover goes to great lengths to create the future assassination of U.S President Barack Obama, Lego style.

Title: Lego Assassination HD
Date: May 29, 2011
Source: YouTube


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9. ONION: OBAMA'S STAGED ASSASSINATION

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The fake news outlet "The Onion" makes fun about an upcoming "staged assassination" attempt on Obama's life.

Title:
WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE!!! Diebold Accidently Leaks 2012 Election Results
Date: January 22, 2012
Source: The Onion


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