The babysitter
 

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A babysitter was working in the kitchen, listening to a five year old kid, whom she was babysitting. The kid was playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & the kid saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified babysitter went in & told the kid, "We shouldn't use that kind of language. Now I want you to go to the room beside & stay there silent for TWO HOURS as a punishment. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the kid came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the babysitter heard the kid say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the lady began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."

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