Jordan Cove Rock - Parody Song
 

 

JORDAN COVE ROCK
(sang to Jingle Bell Rock)

 

1.)   Jordan Cove, Jordan Cove, Jordan Cove Rock

 

Safe as a judge………..sweeter than fudge

 

Jobs for the family….and other half-truths

 

A Little hot sauce in the Gin and Vermouth.

 

Jordan Cove, Jordan Cove, Jordan Cove Rock

 

Everything’s fine in Jordan Cove time

 

They don’t see a problem in Jordan Cove square

 

But we have  some questions there.

  

2.)   There’s no guidance….with subsidence

 

In the Cascadia Subduction Zone.

 

With your submerged self on the Continental Shelf

 

You’ll find Juan de Fuca is the only one home

 

Riding the edge of the Accretionary wedge

 

It doesn’t matter how much they dredge.

 

It’s all academic when a quake sinks the dock

 

And does the Jordan Cove Rock

 

3.)   Seismograph time is the right time

 

To blow the town away

 

To the unknown in the Subduction Zone

 

And it could happen any old day.

 

Nobody left to turn out the lights

 

Too late to turn back the clock.

 

You know it sounds  funny to waste all that money

 

On that Old Jordan Cove Rock

 

4.)   One day we’ll wake up with a new ship in our bay

 

Longer than the arm of the law you might say.

 

Stretching from Charleston clear to Empire

 

Loaded to the decks with  frozen liquid fire.

 

Protected  by Gun-Boats and   Paratus Coast Guard

 

I hope they don’t show their hole card.

 

The fishermen will scatter if they get run off

 

And do the Jordan Cove Rock.

 

5.)   It’s really not all that hard to understand

 

California needs gas more than we need our land

 

The Supreme Court ruling may be final you see

 

A good lawyer can delay for an eternity.

 

Make them prove they have a right to your property line.

 

Put the pipe-line where the sun doesn’t  shine.

 

Just say No…..See how  they  stand the shock

Doing the Jordan Cove Rock.

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