"Kill Zone Christmas" Parody song
 

 

Kill Zone Christmas

(Sang to: Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town)

1)       You’d better watch out……….If you live in town

Your property values…….are going right down

If LNG ever comes to our town.

 

2)       You better hold on………don’t sell your home

You won’t get what it’s worth….if you’re in the kill zone

And LNG ever comes to our town

(Chorus)

It may kill you when you’re sleeping

It may explode when you’re awake

It may be a floating ball of fire

So say your prayers for goodness sake

 

3)       They tell you it’s safe…………it can’t happen to you

They said that about the New Carissa too

Now LNG may be coming to town

 

(Chorus)

And then they want a pipeline

Right through your property

They don’t need your permission

The Domain’s Eminent you see.

 

4)       So you better hurry up………….with the letters you send

Write the Governor……….and your Congressmen

And run the Port Commission from town.

(Chorus)

Because if you live in Glascow

And there’s a large landslide

And the pipeline breaks in pieces

There could be no more East Bay Drive

5)       So you better hurry up…….with the letters you send

Write the Governor………..write your Congressmen

And run the Port Commission from town

Let’s stop LNG from coming to town

Let’s stop LNG from coming to town

Harry Stamper                h.stamper@charter.net            Oct. 18, 2006