Order of the Stick Timeline

 -816 -- Sabine and Jeff break up (NCPB 252a)
1053 (?) -- Vaarsuvius is born (NCBP, WXP)
1072 (?) -- Vaarsuvius introduced to magic by Aarindarius at age 19 (OoPC 48)
1076 -- (or 1073? WXP) Xykon is born (SoD 35)
1080 -- Xykon discovers his powers (SoD 5)
1088 -- Xykon kills Xavion (SoD 6)
1096 (?) -- Vaarsuvius is apprenticed to Aarindarius at age 43 (OoPC 48)
1101 -- Xykon leaves the Unholy Master (SoD 16)
1102 -- Eugene is Born (OoPC 41)
1111 -- Shojo is born (WXP)
1113 -- Eugene is recruited by Magic University (SoD 19)
1114 -- Eugene begins attending Magic University (SoD 19)
1118 -- Soon & Lirian discover the forest rift (Oots 276)
1118 -- Lirian's Rift discovered by goblins (SoD 41)
1119 -- Dorukan is an adventurer, joins Order of the Scribble (Oots196)
1129 -- Durkon born (DoD)
1129 -- Redcloak born (WXP)
1130 -- Eugene, age 28, has won three Wizzie awards. (Oots 291)
1132 -- Redcloak born (Oots 422)
1137 -- Shojo becomes leader of Azure City & Sapphire Guard (Oots 277, 406)
1140 -- Xykon's "fleshy parts" stop working (SoD 60)
1140 -- Pompey is born (Oots 258)
1142 -- Dirt farmers get married (Oots 211)
1143 -- Xykon kills Fyron (Oots 110)
1149 -- Redcloak's village destroyed (SoD 9, Oots 480)
1151 -- Belkar is born (DoD)
1152 -- Cliffport police chief joins the force (Oots 339)
1153 -- Xykon leaves his stronghold in the southern mountains for 30 years (Oots 148)
1153 -- Redcloak & Xykon meet (SoD 27)
1154 -- MitD is captured (SoD 49)
1154 -- Eugene and Sara Greenhilt are married (Oots 495)
1155 -- Roy is born (SoD 79, Oots 500, DoD)
1155 -- Miko born (Giant)
1156 -- Xykon & Redcloak attack Lirian's Glade; Xykon becomes a lich (SoD 51)
1156 (?) -- Vaarsuvius finishes his apprenticeship at age 103 (OoPC 48)
1159 -- Haley is born (OoPC 12, DoD)
1160 -- Hinjo is born (WXP)
1161 -- Celia is born (WXP)
1162 -- Right-eye approaches Eugene, leaves Xykon (SoD 76)
1162 -- Elan & Nale born (Oots 258, DoD)
1162-63 -- Eric born (SoD 80)
1163 -- Right-eye moves to goblin village (SoD 87)
1165 -- Samantha born (Oots 159)
1165 -- Eric Greenhilt dies (Oots 496)
1166 -- Durkon banished from Dwarven lands (OoPC 13, Oots 305)
1166 -- Right-eye's oldest son Ridi born (SoD 94)
1167 -- Julia born (OoPC 31, Oots 258, 496)
1167 -- Thog is born (WXP)
1168 -- Miko chosen by Shojo to become a samurai (Oots 209)
1172 -- Haley is given a pair of gemstones by her mother (Oots 123)
1173 -- Roy enrolls in fighter college (OoPC 30)
1175 -- Haley is the Dark Mistress Shadowgale (Oots 93)
1176 -- Roy visited by Eugene (OoPC 27, SoD19)
1177 -- Xykon disappears from Lair Island (SoD 87)
1177 -- Haley joins the Thieves' Guild (OoPC 11)
1177
-- Therkla becomes an assassin for Kubota (Oots 509)
1177 -- Mr. Scruffy is born (WXP)
1178 -- Library Stadium is built, Iron Mage contest established (OoPC 47)
1178 -- Durkon has his last decent mug o' lager (Oots 84)
1180 -- Xykon enslaves Right-eye's village (SoD 83)
1180 -- Eugene dies, is denied entrance to Celestial Realms (SoD 111)
1180 -- Roy graduates from Fighter College (OoPC 41)
1180 -- Roy meets & joins with Durkon (OoPC 41)
1180 -- Belkar becomes a ranger. (Oots 1)
1181 -- Sara Greenhilt dies (Oots 494)
1181 -- Roy & Julia see each other for the last time before she is kidnapped by Nale (Oots 342)
1181 -- Roy begins searching for information on Xykon (OoPC 53)
1181 -- High Priest Hurak dies (Oots 375)
1182 -- Redcloak learns 7th-level spells. (SoD 101)
1183 -- Haley leaves the Thieves' Guild (OoPC 5)
1183 -- Xykon kills Dorukan (SoD 97)
1183 -- Elan is abandoned by Sir Francois (OoPC 20)
1183 -- Belkar escapes from jail (OoPC 35)
1183 -- Vaarsuvius is disqualified from Iron Mage (OoPC 47)
1183 -- Roy hires an adventuring party (OoPC 53)
1183 -- Roy & Co. set off for the Dungeon of Dorukan (OoPC 66)

Year 1183 -- Comic Start (OoPC 41)
Year 1184 -- Assumed to start sometime during the Order's trip to Azure City, or while they are gathering the dragon loot

Year 1187 -- Next time Oracle will be killed (Oots 571)