Because I'm that awesome.
This will probably be my one and only update. I made this page with Google Page Creator Beta, which is an excellent tool I reccomend to everyone. It's a little slow, but a great WSYWIG nonetheless. I think it goes without saying that you only need to click on stuff to go to it. You're a tool for coming here.
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