my Show Off time page!
For starters, an off focus
picture of a TV Show enterview, yours truly demonstrating one
of his own Inventions to a really fantastic' girl, and brains,
Niah, niah niah niah, niah!
Garden Variety Doomsday
Machine, the Mongo Burner!
oil burners can be a bit wimpy for a DIY Napalm Metal Melter, why not
adding water to the oil, so the mixture wil be a hidrogen/oil burning
try this at home, kids!
fact, unless you're an experienced Fire Figher, don't try this at home,
grown ups, too!
Here's what you can
do with the Junked Microwave's fan and timer:
A small yet powerfull
fan that will wotk for up to 30 minutes, then go off with a very
the timer up close, notice the brown and the blue mains wires, they go
to the 1st and 3rd terminals, and also power the timer's motor, and the
white wires, on the 2nd and 3rd terminals are the ones that power the
some patience to open the timer and see what goes where, and you can
put this baby to controll any electric gizmo, AND warn you when it goes
Yeah, I know, you can
do a lot of freaky stuff with the Micro's antenna, but that's another
DON'T do any
microwave antenna experiment at home, kids, unless you're
properly supervised by someone that knows what the hell he's doing...
That thing can fry your nuts...
" ...And not in a good way! " (Jeff
Dunham's Bubba J)
More nonsense, soon!