MaxStoriesAFewShorts

 Max Stories Volume 4: "A few Shorts... Various recent stories... - 4/7/06 

Index of Max Memories

Many years ago, when Max was around 1 year old, he was quite expressive about what he wanted.   Often he would point and say "E!" loudly in the direction to indicate interest.  Other times he would just look wantingly with an intense expression on his face.... this was one of those times...
 
The scenario was Walk On's restruant in Baton Rouge.   Max was, as I mentioned, about 1 year old.   He wasn't eating real food yet... Robin and I had ordered a Chocolate Waffle Bowl Sundae and the waitress was on her way to deliver it to us when she paused to check on the table next to us.   Max caught sight of her and his eyes were transfixed, but not on the food.   The waitiress was very well endowed, and the waitress outfits there are quite revealing.   At once, the waitress noticed max staring, and thought he was staring at the chocolate dessert.   She exclaimed in baby talk, "oooh i bet you want some of this!"
 
She was right I think.

 

Oh, Yeah!

Today, we were eating at Calendars, and Max was coloring his menu... When the waitress stepped up to the table and began to talk to Max, he bashfully wrapped his head in the menu like it was a baby bonnett.  The waitress watched him for a moment, then said...  "You are absolutely the CUTEST kid I have EVER seen!"  

Without missing a beat, Max exclaimed, "Oh YEAH!"

 Bashful, I suppose, he wasn't!

 

 Which flows quite well to another embarrassing short story that took place in the same Calendars location a year or so before...

 

I met Robin and Max at Calendars one afternoon for lunch, and we were seated at one of those really tall tables with barstools.   Max was placed in a booster seat much higher than he was ever used to sitting.   When a fairly well endowed waitress walked up to our table to take our order... Max paused coloring, turned around, and placed his hand firmly on her breast...  

The waitress just laughed , and was noticeably less embarrassed than Robin and I were.  Robin corrected Max, and then apologized to the waitress, who explained that she spends a lot of time around little children and it takes a lot more than that to embarrass her...  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which leads in well to a third local restraunt tale of embarrassment... 

 

I was at Walk-On's quite awhile ago with Max and a couple of my friends, when he was under a year old...   It was mid-afternoon, and there were very few people in the place.  Similarly to the previous story, we had a fairly well endowed waitress...    Max stared at her as she took our food and drink orders, and his eyes followed her as she returned to the kitchen area...  

Over the course of the meal,  she ended up hanging out at a nearby table with a few of her friends.   Max couldn't seem to take his eyes off of her... 

At some point, she was walking over to bring our drink refills to us, when she noticed Max staring at her.  She paused, and said "oh, I bet you want these, don't you?",  innocently referring to the drinks she was carrying.   Max extended his arms in her direction indicating a desire, but it wasn't for the drinks...   I don't think she realized what was going on... thank goodness! :)