Blissful Blight Books is proud to present Susie's Sensational Smallpox
. Susie, a happy 10 year old girl, lived decades ago, before smallpox was eradicated. Susie developed a beautiful pink rash that magically turned into open sores which, eight too-short days later, crusted over, making her look like one big, silly scab! Her brain swelled up like a helium balloon and she imagined a whole circus of elephants stepping on her head!
Unfortunately, interference from government busybodies means children today do not get to experience Sensational Smallpox. Boo!
Special thanks to the NIH
for the idea!