The Essential Guide to Life


Motto: You fat!

This is the official site of The Essential Guide to Life

 

By Fattyfattyboomboom and Bess Tovall

 

If you find this website

A) Confusing

B) Insulting

C) Annoying

D) Absolute rubbish

Then please do not hesitate to get stuffed!!!!!

 

If you got stuffed then read the section of this guide concerning being stuffed.

If you find yourself ugly then call a doctor or simply look at this guide.

 

Click to see index.