Limericks and other silly rhymes


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My Pets 

 

Black dog

Ginger feline

Two pets

Both mine!


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For our honeymoon, we decided to choose,

A pacific islander fourteen day cruise.

Dreams of Romantic fun,

With blue seas and sun,

Were ruined with sea sickness spews.

 

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Bevies LiVEJOURNAL is chock full of memes

Jokes and poems based on various themes,

After posting her tasks,

A comment she asks,

A kind word and her smile just beams

 

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Every insomniac knows the fight,

Of life in bed after you turn out the light,

Counting sheep,

Shadows that creep,

And the war with your pillow each night. 

 

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He leant over for a romantic kiss,

With thoughts that the date was just bliss,

Alas he was no dashing prince

As his bad breath made her wince

And she planned on an early dismiss.

 

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When you plan to go out on a date,

You think this one may be your mate,

Until you discover,

He is a terrible lover,

And your hopes do quickly deflate 

 (c) Bev 2008