Ladka Ladki Hindi Jokes

Comedy Hindi Joke
Ladki ki baba: to tum meri jamai hona chahte ho?

Ladka: thik aysa nahi hai. Ye chara meri aur koi rasta nahi tha,iss lyee.

Funny and Hilarious Hindi Joke
Ladka:maine tumhare boyfriend banna chahta hu,tumhara koi apatti hai?

Ladki:are keyaa bolti ho. Tum to bohot funny ho.iss liee tum mere bohot assa friend ho. Mere boyfriend Sakib ye sunega to bohot moja payega.

Hindi Joke
Ladka:Taka ne Taka anti hai aur paysa keyaa anti hai?

Ladki:Taka ki vangti.

Hindi Joke
Ladka:Taka ne Taka anti hai aur paysa keyaa anti hai?

Ladki:Taka ki vangti.

Teasing Joke
Ladka:meine tumko chand ke saath tulna nahi karunga.

Ladki:kiun?

Ladka:kiun ki usme chand ki kalank aur vi bar jayata hai.

Office Joke in Hindi
Ladka: aaj tumhare mann itni khush hai keyaa baat hai? Statistic office pe gayaa tha keya?

Ladki: aur tel marne ki jarurat nahi hai. Jao parlar ki bill bhar ke aao.

Joke
Ladki ke bap:Nargis tum laut aao,tumhare maa bahut bemar hai.

Ladke ki pati:Nargis tum kabhi nahi laut aana,tumko le ane par baba ki ye chal hai.

Exam Joke
Ladka:meine basa ja kar jara dhayanse parata hu, mere kach aapki beti parega to wo A+ paega

Ladki ki baap: meri beti ko tum parane ke badle tum payar sikhaya us liee wo aajvi S.S.C pass nahi kar paya

Ladka:wo to uski galti hai,maine to payar se paraya…

Short Joke in Hindi
Ladki:humko aankh duto na ho kar ek ho to keyaa hota tha?

Ladka: Shanti se aankh marna jata tha.

Hilarious Joke
Ladka:agar tum chaho to meine chand se hamari bari bangaonge

Ladki:sorry, admi bina kisi patang par meri koi interest nahi hai.

Funny Guru Jokes
Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai.

Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai?

Ladka: hu maine karti hu.

Guru: toh thik kia, cousin ke sath milna to doubt ki hi baat hai.



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai

Guru: keya aap raji  ho gaya?

Ladki:ha, maine sahas kar ke gaya.

Guru: toh thik kia,payar ki tan bol kar ek bat hay.



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai

Guru: keya aap raji  ho gaya?

Ladki:koi prosno nahi ata

Guru: thik, ajkal desh ki ja obostha. Iss tarah ki ladke ki koi biswas nahi hai.

Phone Joke
Ladki: wo abhi vi phone karti hai

Guru: ap uski phone dharti hai?

Ladki: nahi.

Guru: thik ki, wo apki saath jo kia uski saaja ye hai.

Funny Ladki Joke
Ladki: wo abhi vi phone karti hai

Guru: ap uski phone dharti hai?

Ladki: keya karti maine uski phone ane ki bad sab bhul jata hu.

Guru: tab tum thik kia. Payar to iske kehte hai,dilki aarman sunna parega.

Guru Joke
Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai.

Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai?

Ladka: no no kabhi nahi

Guru: toh thik kia, payar ki bich mein doubt nahi hona parta hai.

Short Hindi Joke
Ladki der se an ke bad ladka bola
Ajki bikal jara der se suru hua.

Hindi Ladka Ladki Joke
Ek ladka ek ladki se is tada offer kadti hai

Ladka: I love u I like u I love u very much meri jaan.

Ladki: baatki andar ektu space dena jara.

Economics Joke
Do ladki aur ek ladka alap kar rahi hai.

1st ladki: Is desh ki economics jhul rahi hai,

2nd ladki: do vag mein vag ho gaya,

Ladka: ko shakt hat mein dharna parega

Joke
Ladka: meine itni mana karne ki bad vi tum cigerett piti ho?Tum janti nahi hai cigarette
Meri dusman hay.

Ladki:janta hu, iss liey dushman ko pura kar rag kar deti hu.

Funny Ladka Ladki Joke
Vul number dial karne se:

Ladka:I love you janu.

Ladki ki maa:oh, really.

Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls.
Us samay line kat gaya.

Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho?

Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee?

I Love You Hindi Joke
Ladka ek ladki se offer kart waqt

Ladka: I love you.

Ladki: kayse ab soch lia class four ki ek ladki khali hai.

Ladka Ladki Joke
Ek ladka ko kuch log nangto kia aur uski land ke picture akaye aur bola jao

Uha ek ladki betha hai uski kach se attested karke le ao.

Ladka gaya:pls attested ki dijie.

Ladki: maine original copy ke bina attested nahi karungi.

Ladka Ladki Hindi Joke
Moti ladki bade mein du ladka bat kar rahi hai

1st ladka:Uski weight key hoga?

2nd ladka: uski ek pas ki weight jodi 24 kg, to uski dono ki weight 48 kg, plus karo skeletan ki weight.
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