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The No-Cry Separation Anxiety Solution: Gentle Ways to Make Good-bye Easy from Six Months to Six Years
A tear-free approach to child separation blues-from the bestselling 'No Cry' author a generation of parents have come to trust88% (12)
Almost every child suffers some sort of anxiety during their first six years of life. Babies cry when grandparents hold them, toddlers cling to mommy's leg, children weep when their parent leaves them at daycare, at school, or to go to work. This can cause frustration and stress in an already too-busy day and can break a parent's heart. Trusted parenting author Elizabeth Pantley brings you another winning no-cry formula that helps you solve these common separation issues. Pantley helps you identify the source of anxiety and offers simple but proven solutions. In this exciting addition to the series, she ingeniously includes a free “magic” bracelet inside the book as a special tool for children to feel close to their parents-even when they're not together. This successful method gives anxious children something to remind them their parents aren't too far away-instantly providing them with the comfort and reassurance they need.
My birth, literally.
My parents said they gave birth to an old man. Not in a weird degenerative sort of way, they just said I was crotchety, short and intense. I guess this makes sense seeing as I was 3 weeks late. I was burnt to shit and practically walking by the time I came out. The first words to ring through the delivery room walls, "What the hell is wrong with his head" My grandpa, the hawk. Like I said, I was late to the party, and the woman juices up inside my mom started boiling and gave my skin a bright purple tone with a heat-blister texture. I was also my mom's first child, and she was a small woman, so without going into too many nauseating details, my head was a little deformed. So here I am, this new born baby-man, burnt, lopsided and ready for a night cap, being plopped down onto a paper sheet to have all sorts of me snipped right off. My freakin' belly button straw was the first to go. That thing was so epic. I didn't even have to chew. Whenever I was hungry I'd just kick and my belly button straw would suck up milk and tacos, and baby-ice and Snickers bars. I miss it dearly. As if that wasn't enough, they brought my Dad over and asked him how much? "How much", I thought. "This isn't a haircut", I cried! I squirmed my little fat legs in circular motions until the hairy-armed doctor had his hairy-armed nurse hold them down while he went to town. Now, I'm sorry to be so frank, but the dude did just cut my dick. I appreciate it now, having a porn penis and all, but back then it was traumatizing. I didn't play with scissors until high school. High school! Do you know how tough it is growing up without arts and crafts? Well I'll tell you. When everyone else is making lanyards and Father's Day gifts and dioramas, I was sitting in the corner holding onto my shit! They'd taken enough; I wasn't going to let them take any more. Don't Give An Inch, is what I would have had tatt'd across my chest if babies were allowed to do that kind of thing. So I get carried off to the nursery now with little blue plastic bracelets that dig into my ankles and wrists. I'm all worked up and sick of being around so many people and lights. I had hoped to be put in a private room, I thought I had requested it upon arrival, but to my dismay I was placed in the middle row, in the middle of the others, in the middle of baby hell. These other kids, they weren't like me. All soft and pathetic. They radiated "ignoramus" from their beady little eyes. Through my clear plastic holding cell I saw a distorted vision of my father. Other parents were out there too and I'm not sure if these dumb little shit's around me were mad or inept, but they didn't wave back at them. "F that", I said. So I propped myself up with my rolley little elbow and gave my pops a wave and a smile. He was a good guy, I could already tell. He fought for me in the whole penis-gate incident and he also wouldn't let these male nurses with polished cuticles and plucked eyebrows carry me away. My Dad was the man! When I waved everyone got really crept out. I knew I wasn't the prettiest baby, but come on, I'm trying. What more do you want? Some of the onlookers gasped, others made the sick face and one old hag even fainted. My dad though, my dad waved right back. Ha, chumps. I spent a few hours in the nursery, being fed and washed and manipulated. My pops kept his eyes on me the whole time. I had a weird feeling that these doughy little babies were being given back to the wrong families and I think my dad did too. We stuck it out together like champs. Before they gave me back to my mom, they wrapped me up in this constricting little diaper made of cloth and Velcro. The Velcro wasn't aligned right and irritated the crap out of my baby thigh. It itched like hell. They thought I was peaceful, at one with being a baby, but the truth was that my belly straw was gone, my ween had just been raped by surgical scissors and now this Velcro was digging into my purple heat blisters! It was everything I could do just to stay lucid for the next 24 hours or so. The next day we were allowed to go home, Mom, Dad and me. I had been held and kissed and picked at for long enough, I needed to be alone. My dad had fixed up one of the rooms really nice. He painted the walls blue, they had an airplane wallpaper border around the top, the crib was a fair size and the natural light was to die for. Around the crib were gifts that my parents had received on my behalf. The best was A.G bear. The second best was the Bob's Big Boy bobble head. Me and Bob were homies. I'd just let him have it, let it all out and Bob was a trooper. He'd just take it and bob his head up and down. The perfect listener, exactly what a grumpy old man such as myself needed to get by, to make it in this candy coated world of manufactured civility and charm. Speaking of civility, there was one more thing about my birth that was particularly disturbing to me. I'm not sure if babies atBeautiful.
This is some bracelet I found in my garden. I don't know who it belongs to but it's been there since I moved in. Anyway, this song is beautiful: crap pun, I know, but I'm being serious. The lyrics are actually quite deep.. Lately I've been hard to reach I've been too long on my own Everybody has a private world Where they can be alone Are you calling me, are you trying to get through Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you I'm just so f*ckin' depressed I just can seem to get out this slump If I could just get over this hump But I need something to pull me out this dump I took my bruises, took my lumps Fell down and I got right back up But I need that spark to get psyched back up In order for me to pick the mic back up I don't know how I pry away And I ended up in this position I'm in I starting to feel distant again So I decided just to pick this pen Up and tried to make an attempt to vent But I just can't admit Or come to grips, with the fact that I may be done with rap I need a new outlet I know some shits so hard to swallow And I just can't sit back and wallow In my own sorrow But I know one fact I'll be one tough act to follow One tough act to follow I'll be one tough act to follow Here today, gone tomorrow But you have to walk a thousand miles In my shoes, just to see What it's like, to be me I'll be you, let's trade shoes Just to see what it'd be like to Feel your pain, you feel mine Go inside each other's mind Just to see what we find Look at sh*t through each other's eyes But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh They can all get f*cked. Just stay true to you so Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful Oh they can all get f*cked. Just stay true to you I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor Everything is so tense and gloom I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room Just as soon as I walk in It's like all eyes on me So I try to avoid any eye contact 'cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation Like I want that... I'm not looking for extra attention I just want to be just like you Blend in with the rest of the room Maybe just point me to the closest restroom I don't need no f*cking man servant Trying to follow me around, and wipe my ass Laugh at every single joke I crack And half of them ain't even funny like Ah Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown So why don't you all sit down Listen to the tale I'm about to tell Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes And you don't have to walk no thousand miles But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful Oh They can all get f*cked. Just stay true to you so Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful Oh They can all get f*cked. Just stay true to you so Nobody asked for life to deal us With these bullsh*t hands we're dealt We have to take these cards ourselves And flip them, don't expect no help Now I could have either just Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned But take this situation in which I'm placed in And get up and get my own I was never the type of kid To wait by the door and pack his bags Never sat on the porch and hoped and prayed For a dad to show up who never did I just wanted to fit in Every single place Every school I went I dreamed of being that cool kid Even if it meant acting stupid Aunt Edna always told me Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that Meanwhile I'm just standing there Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this Till I stuck my tongue on the frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old I learned my lesson and cause I wasn't trying to impress my friends no more But I already told you my whole life story Not just based on my description 'cause where you see it from where you're sitting Is probably 110% different I guess we would have to walk a mile In each other's shoes, at least What size you where? I wear tens Let's see if you can fit your feet Lately I've been hard to reach I've been too long on my own Everybody has a private world Where they can be alone... so Are you calling me, are you trying to get through oh Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you so oh oh Yea... To my babies. Stay strong. Daddy will be home soon And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes That fit you, so put em on and wear em And be yourself man, be proud of who you are Even if it sounds corny, Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful Beautiful - Eminem
"Guess how much I love you," says Little Nutbrown Hare. Little Nutbrown Hare shows his daddy how much he loves him: as wide as he can reach and as far as he can hop. But Big Nutbrown Hare, who can reach farther and hop higher, loves him back just as much. Well then Little Nutbrown Hare loves him right up to the moon, but that's just halfway to Big Nutbrown Hare's love for him.Similar posts:
All children want reassurance that their parents' love runs wide and deep. In Guess How Much I Love You, a young rabbit named Little Nutbrown Hare thinks he's found a way to measure the boundaries of love. In a heartwarming twist on the "I-can-do-anything-you-can-do-better" theme, Little Nutbrown Hare goes through a series of declarations regarding the breadth of his love for Big Nutbrown Hare. But even when his feelings stretch as long as his arms, or as high as his hops, Little Nutbrown Hare is fondly one-upped by the elder rabbit's more expansive love.
Anita Jeram's illustrations are bound to elicit an "aw" from even the sternest of readers; these loving rabbits are expressive, endearing, and never cloying. In turn, Sam McBratney tells a simple bedtime story of sweet familial love with humor, insight, and a delightful surprise at the end. Children and parents will love snuggling up for this one--a treat to be read again and again, just before the lights are turned out. (Click to see a sample spread. Text © 1994 by Sam McBratney. Illustrations © 1994 by Anita Jeram. Permission from Candlewick Press.) (Ages 4 to 8)
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