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  Disclaimer: The posts of Ariolander reflect the thoughts, opinions, ideas, and body odor of Ariolander; it does not reflect the thoughts, opinions, ideas, and/or body odor of my company, friends, neighbors, guild, fish, computer, or my trash. Images are posted to aid/emphasize arguments. Warning: Posts and/or images may be harmful to eyes; viewers have been known to exhibit such side effects such as but not limited to headaches, bleeding of the eyes, increased aggression, constipation, urination, hair loss, heart attack, high blood pressure, vertigo, vomiting, PMS, erectile dysfunction and in rare cases an interest in homosexuality. Ariolander is not recommended for long term use except under the supervision of a qualified web practitioner. Not to be used during pregnancy or while nursing. Ariolander is not for persons taking sarcasm inhibitors, suffering from mental conditions, or with low IQ. If you are stupid enough to take Ariolander seriously please consult your physician for there may be something seriously wrong with you. Safety goggles must be worn at all times. Goggles may do nothing. View at your own digression.

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    If you don't like this disclaimer: tough. I can't believe you are even reading this. See this is what happens wheen you let me get bored. You can read more about the retarded 'legalese' that this is a parody of here.