The Quasi-Ordered Thoughts of an Idiot
Poems
| Through the years I've written a few small poems. If I can round them all up, I'll put them on here, maybe highlighting a different one every now and then. Most of the poems posted here were written in one sitting and never revisited or edited. I welcome comments or suggestions, good or bad. The comments may just help me to refine the poems to the point of being good. Just email me (address on the main page). I'll leave the Toasts up for a while longer. Murphy Toasts By PintofStout Join me Lads & Lasses And raise your pint glasses This toast should not be missed. Hurry! Before we’re pissed. To what are we drinking this fine occasion? Ah Ha! Here’s to yourself then!
Here’s a toast for health Here’s a toast for cheer Here’s a toast for no other reason But to drink more beer!
May you live a life long and joyful May your nights be warm and your days be bright May the treasures of life to you be shown And may the road rise up to meet you If you should to pass out on the way home.
May your eyes sparkle gaily May your smile shine brightly And may your wife not be angry If you drink in the pub nightly.
Here’s to the sunshine That warms the Earth we live on. Here’s to the moonshine That warms everything else.
Listen, Friends, gather near Let’s raise our glasses and cheer For all our friends who are not here Let our friendship be the beacon Returning them to our embrace sincere!
2006
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