Intellectual Freedom Means the Freedom to Think Like Us!
The Regressive Librarians Guild (RLG) is dedicated to Libraries and Communism! We want to return to the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin, when Totalitarianism was Cool and Communist Librarians marched the Earth with Pride, all wearing the same Drab Gray Clothing!
Are you tired of Freedom! Are you tired of Choice! Are you tired of the Family! Are you tired of Property! Are you tired of Colorful Clothes! So are we!
We want to take your Property and build a Library on it!
We want you to prostrate yourself before us, and we won't take NO for an answer!
We want to take over the American Library Association! And then we want to take over the World!
Regressive Librarians of the World, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your Brains!
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