Annoyed Librarian Flea Libary

"We Love You More Than Your Mama Does"®


Introducing Library Five-O :

The State of Constant Change 

Because the Annoyed Librarian Flea Libary wants desparately to seem relevant and "up-to-date," it  is in a state of constant change. Really. We change constantly. We are revolutionary. Do not try to find us in meatspace, as our address changes daily to keep up our reputation for constant change. Do not try to call us, because our phone number changes hourly to keep up our reputation for constant change. Do not try to email us, because our email address changes every half-hour to keep up our reputation for constant change. You can try to reach us through IM, but we change our IM username and client every 15 minutes--to keep  up our reputation for constant change. We also change the location of our blog and our wiki every 10 minutes to keep up our reputation for constant change. Quite frankly, you are lucky to have found this page at all, as we change the URL of our homepage every 5 minutes to keep up our reputation for constant change. We do not even have an RSS feed because we change so fast the director's aggregator exploded.

The only thing that never changes is the rhetoric.