Here you will find some audio files - humour, music and samples. 

She Told Me

One of my songs

Alcohol warning

An advertisement  for tequila - very funny

Answering Machine

The mental health hotline - even funnier

Kurzweil Bass

Samples taken from a Kurzweil K2500 and key mapped for Logic's EXS24 sampler and Reason's NN19 sampler

Kurz Bass.SF2

The soundfont version