Bug

I'm a little apprehensive

That i might come off as smug,

But I must say - it's offensive

Every time you call me "bug."

Yes, I do a little "bugging,"

But there's plenty I can claim,

I am also good at hugging, -

"Hug" would be an awesome name.

I'm a fighter, lover, rover,

A great father to my kids.

I'm just saying, think it over

Till you find one that fits.

It's the right time to illumine

This injustice, end this spat,

Otherwise, instead of "human,"

I'll begin to call you "swat."