Bug
I'm a little apprehensive
That i might come off as smug,
But I must say - it's offensive
Every time you call me "bug."
Yes, I do a little "bugging,"
But there's plenty I can claim,
I am also good at hugging, -
"Hug" would be an awesome name.
I'm a fighter, lover, rover,
A great father to my kids.
I'm just saying, think it over
Till you find one that fits.
It's the right time to illumine
This injustice, end this spat,
Otherwise, instead of "human,"
I'll begin to call you "swat."