"You too can be president one day..."

You too can be president one day,

As long as you’re coming from wealth!

Play golf from Sunday to Sunday,

Place no one ahead of yourself.

You’re nothing if you’re not conceited!

Concealed in a curtain of smoke,

Cut taxes for those who don’t need it,

Raise taxes on those who are broke.

Befriend all the turncoats and traitors,

Remember that votes can be bought!

Cut deals with the foreign dictators,

Cut ties with the ones who were caught!

Alternative facts will not fail, -

A cheap trick turns water to wine.

For those who oppose you - there’s jail,

And lawsuits keep writers in line!

Let talking-heads quarrel on cable,

All press is good press on a loop.

Make fun of the old and disabled,

Offend each minority group.

Break promises often and swiftly,

Be faceless to never lose face.

Be vulgar, be cunning, be shifty –

Appeal to the base of your base.

Stack money in offshore accounts,

Be certain to not leave a track -

No dates, no names, no amounts,

Stack money and never look back!