"I won't worship higher powers..."
I won’t worship higher powers,
What makes God so good?!
He has never sent me flowers
To improve my mood.
Unpredictable at best!
Yesterday, for starters,
I had flunked my Physics test
After three “Our Fathers.”
Then, I walked the dog through mud,
As the rain was biblical,
Where, I ask you, was this God?
On vacation? - Typical!
All he knows is floods and wars!
What are the advantages?!
I’d believe in Him, of course,
If he’d make me sandwiches.