"I won't worship higher powers..."

I won’t worship higher powers,

What makes God so good?!

He has never sent me flowers

To improve my mood.

Unpredictable at best!

Yesterday, for starters,

I had flunked my Physics test

After three “Our Fathers.”

Then, I walked the dog through mud,

As the rain was biblical,

Where, I ask you, was this God?

On vacation? - Typical!

All he knows is floods and wars!

What are the advantages?!

I’d believe in Him, of course,

If he’d make me sandwiches.