I’ll continue refuting
my connections to Putin -
this all just FAKE NEWS from the left.
In my taxes you’ll find
not a trace left behind
from my deals with Gazprom and Rozneft.
Yes, two-thousand-five!
No, I didn’t contrive
to leak the good parts to the press.
I’m just pointing out
that without a doubt
I was then not involved in this mess.
What about last years’?
Well, you see, it appears
that I’m audited now and I cannot.
And the ones in-between?
Those can never be seen.
You just trust me. I know what I’ve got.
You, sit down and relax!
Clouding issues with facts!
We all know who created this drama -
with his microwaves spying,
with his deadly drones flying,
through his teeth always lying,
Obama.