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"Where your treasure is, there will be your heart also." -J.K. Rowling

I'm 99.999999998355~% sure you are not reading any text on this page, are not aware this page exists, and really do not give a crap. Guess we can't blame you for that view, can we? There's not much here, besides me . . . wait, that's a contradictory statement. The reason the Big Bang happened is because the universe could not handle my extreme awesomeness. Therefore I command you to bow down to me, fetch me my crown, and do five jumping jacks in the depths of Atlantis (and survive to continue to do my bidding).


 ...well, what are you still here for? Get to it!


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