The Gun or The Blanket
A Taxi Driver's wisdom
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the taxi driver if he would be a witness, as the man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For £50, the taxi driver agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and the driver tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man., both stark naked.
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, "Don't do it, I lied when I told you I inherited money.
He paid for the Lamborghini I gave you.
He paid for our new motor launch.
He paid for your Football and Cricket Season tickets.
He paid for our house in Wales.
He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays your monthly account"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the Taxi Driver and says "What would you do?"
The Taxi guy replies, If I was you I'd cover his bum with that blanket before he catches a cold."