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A database of great quotations from Authors, Actors, Musicians, Politicians, Friends and more.

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You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar  This quote on a tee shirt

Success isn't permanent and failure isn't fatal. - Mike Ditka
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We don't have much in the way of a business strategy.  Like no business plan.  Which I say to torment all my friends who are VCs or MBAs.  That's always entertaining.  The deal is, it's a mixture of luck and persistence. - Craig Newmark (Craigslist Founder)

You'll never see it my way, because you're not me. - Britney Spears  This quote on a tee shirt

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize  you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back. - Franklin P. Jones

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

"If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?" - Steven Wright - This quote on a tee shirt 

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen   This quote on a tee shirt

The words you say never seem to live up to the ones inside your head. - Chris Cornell (Soundgarden)

You've gotta love livin' baby! Because dyin' is a pain in the ass. - Frank Sinatra

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky