The Condom Factory

You can tell when it's large that you'll have to use some marg, when the end of the

night comes around.

You can tell when it's small that you'll have to fake it all, when the end of

the night comes around.

Singing ‘We’re all off to the Condom Factory. Shout out your orders loud

and clear - loud and clear!’

‘We’ve got small, medium, large, super-dooper, fill-a-barge.’ When the

end of the night comes around.

You can tell by this member you’ll be shagging 'til December

You can tell from his smile that he'll flood you like the Nile

You can tell from the girth it'll hurt like giving birth

You can tell when he's flirty that it's gonna get quite dirty

You can tell from the blotches he's seen many women's crotches

You can tell a little later you'll be using a vibrator

You can tell from from the cheese you'll be gagging on your knees

You can tell when it's grey that he's from the NRA