Introduction

Welcome to the Dewdrop, there’s room at the front.

We hope you enjoy it, but don’t be a…

Cause of disruption, or talk at the back,

Behind you’s a barmaid, with a fabulous…

Bar full of whiskies and all kinds of beer,

They even sell soft drinks, for those who are…

Shooting tomorrow, so that’s where to chat,

This room is for singing, so don’t be a…

Dull party-pooper, come on and take part

We need all you youngsters, ‘cos Phil’s an old…

Hand at the Dewdrop, so a round of applause

For my friends who will lead us, plus this pair of…

Girls on the table, who are all-round good eggs,

Just buy them a drink and they’ll open their…

Hymn books and start the first song of the day

If you don’t know the words, then you’re probably…

Here for the first time; we’ll try not to shock,

We might get Dom Harvey, but he’s such a…

Brilliant singer, the last one to thank,

He’s not up here now, ‘cos he’s having a…

Pint at the bar, so he sings well, with luck.

If you think I’ve been rude, well I don’t give a fuck.