Ebbw Vale

Oh, the seagulls they fly high in Ebbw Vale.

Oh, the seagulls they fly high in Ebbw Vale.

Oh, the seagulls they fly high, and then they shit right in your eye.

It’s a blessing pigs don’t fly in Ebbw Vale.

Ebbw Vale, Ebbw Vale, Ebbw, Ebbw, Ebbw Ebbw Vale!

Oh, the seagulls they fly high, and then they shit right in your eye.

It’s a blessing pigs don’t fly in Ebbw Vale.

There’s a shortage of good bogs in Ebbw Vale.

There’s a shortage of good bogs in Ebbw Vale.

There’s a shortage of good bogs, so they wait until it clogs,

Then they chop it into logs in Ebbw Vale.

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There’s a shortage of bog paper in Ebbw Vale.

There’s a shortage of bog paper in Ebbw Vale.

There’s a shortage of bog paper, so they wait until it’s vapour,

Then they light it with a taper in Ebbw Vale.

Ebbw Vale...