Dinah

Oh, Dinah, Dinah, show us your legs, show us your legs, show us your

legs!

Dinah, Dinah, show us your legs, a yard above the knee.

A rich girl rides a limousine; a poor girl rides a truck.

But the only ride that Dinah gets is when she has a fuck.

A rich girl wears a ring of gold; a poor girl one of brass.

The only ring that Dinah’s got is the one around her arse.

A rich girl wears a brasiere; a poor girl uses string.

But Dinah uses nothing at all and lets the fuckers swing.

A rich girl wears a tampon; a poor girl wears a sheet.

But Dinah uses nothing at all and leaves a trail along the street.

A rich girl uses vaseline; a poor girl uses lard.

But Dinah uses axle grease, ‘cos her cunt’s so fucking hard.