Car acronyms
 
 

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ACURA
A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates
A Car Under Recall Action
A Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
A Costly, Unreliable, Repugnant Automobile
Asia.s Curse Upon Rural America
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Always Cursing Untimely Repair Appointments
America Can Use Real Automobiles
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Another Car Using Rice Additives
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Another Contemptible Use of Recycled Aluminum
Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Automobile Causes Ugly Road Accidents
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Awesome Car, Un-Real Acceleration
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile

ALFA
Always Looking For Another

AMC
A Major Cost
A Moron.s Car
A Mutated Car
Another Major Catastrophe
Another Mess of Crap
Always Made Crap
All Makes Combined
All Mistakes Combined
Assholes Make Crap
Autos May Combust
Awesome Muscle Car

AUDI
A Used Dodge Incognito
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
Always Upside-down, Double Interest
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
All Uninformed Drivers Insulted
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

AMC
A Major Cost
A Moron.s Car
A Mutated Car
Autos May Combust
Another Major Catastrophe
Another Mess of Crap
All Makes Combined
All Mistakes Combined
Assholes Make Crap
Awesome Muscle Car

BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Barely Moving Wreck
Beastly Mechanical Wonder
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Models Wanted
Big Money Works
Bring My Wallet
Bavarian Money Waster
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Break My Window
Big Money Wasted
Bring More Women
Busted My Wallet
Burn My Wallet
Bought My Wife
Blew My Wad!
Bring Money Where?
Brings More Women
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal Waste
Break My Windshield
Breaks Most Wrenches
Big Money. Why?
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Blew My Money
Born Moderately Wealthy
Break My Windows
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bring Many Wrenches
Bring Money Weekly
Brings Me Women
Broke My Wallet
Broken Money Waster
Brutal Money Waster
Bring More Wrenches
Bring My Wad!
Bubba Makes Wheels
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Buy More Women

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Idiot.s Cat Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
Bought Understanding It Can.t Kickbutt
Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean
Butt Ugly Import Car Killer
Butt Ugly In Central Kentucky
Butt Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Butt Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer

CADILLAC
Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer
Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country
Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions

CAMARO
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
Calling All Mechanics - Another Required Overhaul
Can.t America Make A Real One?
Crapped Another Motor, Another Rear Obliterated
Crappy American Machine Always Requires Oil

CHEVROLET
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cant Have Every Vehicle Race On Last Every Time
Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping
Can.t Help Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time!
Cheap Hastily Engineered Vehicle Running On Luck Every Time
Cheap Hazardous Expensive Vehicle Runs On Luck Every Time
Can hear every valve rattle, oil leaks every time
Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Check Heads Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve.s Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
Crap Heap Enormously Vunerable Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

CHEVY
Can.t Have Every Vehicle, Yankee
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Crap Hasn.t EVolved Yet
Can Hear Every Valve Yelling
Can.t Have Everything Vern, YuoKnoWwhatImean?
Can Hear Every Valve Yell
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Charged HEaVilY
Cheapest Heap Ever Viewed Yet
Crap Heap Enormously Vunerable Yearly
Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky

CHRYSLER
Can.t He Repair Your Slow Leaky Expensive Rustbucket?
Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering Research
Company Has Rid Your Savings Legally: Electronic Robbery
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative.s

CITROEN
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Crummy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nitwits

DAEWOO
Damn All Engines With Oriental Operations
Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally

DATSUN
Detroit.s Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

DODGE
Dad Owns Dinky God-awful Elf
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Darned Old Dirty Greasy Engine
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Designers Occasionally Do Good Engineering
Doesn.t only die, gets eaten
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now
Driven Only During Grey Evenings
Dear Old Dad.s Garbage Engine
Dorky Outside - Damn Good Engines
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Dad.s Garage Elevator
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dad.s Garage Experiment
Death Overcomes Driver.s Generous Ego
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Department Of Defense.s Grossest Error
Dead On Delivery, Gasoline Eater
Detroit.s Only Damn Good Engine
Digs Own Damn Grave Eventually
Do Or Die, Get Engine
Don.t Over Drive Gutless Engine
Drops Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

DODGE NEON
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Needs Engine Overhauled Now

DUESENBERG
Doesn.t Understand Every Straight Engine Never Burns Experimental Racing Gas

ECLIPSE
Eagle.s Cousin Likes Intercooler Pressure Supplied

EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks

FERRARI
Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively

For Enzo, Really Rich, And Racing, Individuals
Feel Every Raindrop Ruin A Real Investment

FIAT
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Fantastic In A Tightspot
Finest Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again Today
Flunky Idiot Assembled This
Found In A Trashcan
Fix It All the Time
Failed In A Tunnel
Fix it again, Tony!
Fiat is Always Trouble
F**ked In the Ass Twice
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Another Time
Fits In A Thimble
Flats In All Tires
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation

FIRESTONE
Firestone Inexplicably Recalls Explosive SUV Tires On Non-stable Explorers
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data

FORD
Full Of Rust Deposits
F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
Found on rack daily
Found on repairman.s doorstep
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable
F**KING OLD RETARDED DRIVER
Ford Focus..Ford F**ck Us
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
F**ed Over Road Disaster!
F**ing Oakey.s Really Dig.em
F**king Old Retarded Dudes
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Fastest On Road Device
For Old Retired Drunks
FORD backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot, Driver Relies On Family
First On Recall Day
Fast On Race Day
For Off Road Domination
First On Rust and Deterioration
First On Race Day
F***ed On Raw Deal
Fork Over Remaining Dough
Found On Road, Dead
FORD Owners Really Dumb
Fault Of R&D
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
- Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
- Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That.s Always No Good
- Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Driver Returns On Foot (backwards)
F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Famous Odor Resistant Dog
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fastest On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fastest On Road, Dip!
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Features O.J. and Ron.s DNA
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
Finally Our Racing Dream
Financing Only Rusty Dump
Fireball On Rear Denting
For Off Road Driving
First On Road to Dump
First On Roads & Driveways
For Only Retarded Drivers
First Order of Reproductive Discipline
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flying On Ragged Dreams
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Fond Of Resonating Decibels
Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced)
Foot On Road Decelerates
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
For Old Racecar Drivers
For Only Redneck Drivers
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Force Of Rapid Departure
Forced to Order Rubber Drivetrain
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Fords Only Run Downhill
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fork Over Repair Dough
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forward Only, Reverse Defective
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Found On Red Dumpster
Found On Redneck.s Driveway
Four Old, Rusted Doors
Found On Roadside Dead
Found On Rockville Dump
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fireball On Rear Damage
Found On Russian Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Four Old, Rattly Doors
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fourth On Race Day
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
Freakin. Old Retarded Driver
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Off Road Deaths
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
Freaky Obsolete Racing Device
Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
Frigin. Old Rebuilt Dodge
Full Of Roaring Drunks
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fun Obnoxious Redneck Driving
Funding Our Retirement Daily (mechanic`s point of view)
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes

GEO
Get .Er Outtahere
Getting Even Ourway
Get Everything Overpriced
Got Everything Overhauled
Grotesque Engineering Outdated
Good Engineering Overlooked
Got Engine, Oh?
Get Everyone Out
Guy Earns 0

GM
Generally Malfunctions
Grossly Misconceived
G*d-D@mn Mess
Genital Motors
Goshdarn Mess
Getting Malignant
General Misery
Great Mess
Grab Me
General Maintenance
Give More
GiMme
Garbage Motors
General Malpratice
Generally Miserable
Generally Misunderstood
Get a Mopar!
Gluteus Maximus
Good Money
Got Me
General Mistakes
Great Mistake
Grungy Merchandise

GMC
Garage Man.s Companion
Gas Mileage Crappy
Generically Made Chevrolet
Get More Cash!
Great Mountain Climber
Got A Mechanic Coming?
God.s Mechanical Curse
Good Mechanics Cry
Gay Man.s Chevy
Great Mountain of Crap
Greatest Mistake Created
Girlfriend.s Mothers Car
Gimme My Checkbook!
Generic Made Chevy
God Must Cry!
Garage Mechanics Companion
Generally Made Crappy
Gay Man.s Chariot
General Mass of Crap
Generally Mediocre Cars
Generic Mutilated Crap
German Milk Cow
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gloomy Mechanical Contraption
God.s Master Creation
Goober Makes Cars
Good Many Clunkers
Good Mileage Consistently
Goofy Mangled Creation
Generic Motors Corporation
Got More Crap
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Great Motor Car
Greasy Messy Contraption
Great Muscle Cars
Grungy Mound of Crap

GTI
Got Tossers Inside

GTO
Gas, Tires, Oil
Gets Tickets Often
Get Tires Often
Garbage Truck Option
Get Tools Out

HOLDEN
Holes Oil Leaks Dents (and) Engine Noises

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Had One, Never Do-that Again
Had Overhauled Nine Days Ago
Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hand Over Dollars to Asians
Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Hold On, No Dealer Addons!
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!
Honda Options: No Deal Available!
Honda Options Never Deal Affordably
Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Hugely Obnoxious Nuclear Driving Accident
How Odd, No Damn Acceleration
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad.s Assistance
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Highly Overpriced Non-Domestic Automobile
History of No Dramatic Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Accord: Axles Crack, Coolant Overflows, Radiator Drips

HUMMER
Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources

HYUNDAI
Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
Hope You Understand: Nothing.s Drivable And Inexpensive
Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside
Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception
Here.s Y U Never Drive An Import
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import

IACOCCA
I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America

INFINITI
It Never Found Its Niche: It.s Truly Inconsequential

INTEGRA
It.s Nice That Even Girls Require Automobiles

IROC
I Race On Credit
I Race Only Children
Idiot Runs Over Cats
I Race Other Cars
I Reak of Cologne
It.s Really Only a Camaro
I Run Over Children
I.m a Retard Out Cruising
I.m Really Out of Cash
Idiot Running On Coke
I Really Own Crap
International Race Of Crap
Ignorant Redneck Owns Car
Incredibly Ragged Out Crap
I Race Only Civics
Italian Retard Out Cruising
Children Only Run from It (backwards)

Jeep
Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs
Jalopy Extrordinaire - Everything Piecemeal
Just Expect Extra Payments
Just Eats Every Penny
Just Enough Engineering Problems
Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
Just Everybody Else.s Parts
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jr. Engineered Every Part
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole
Jumps Everything Ever Parked
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Junky Engines Eat Parts
Just Eats Every Part
Just Enough Engine Power?
Junk Each and Every Piece
Jumps Everything Except Payments
Just Everyone Elses Parts
Just Expect Essential Parts
Just Expect Every Problem
Jump Around Get Up And Run
Just A Guess U Are Rich
Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting
Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop

KIA
Keep It Away!
Kick It Again
Kick It.s Ass
Killer Implosion Awaits
KOREAN INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT
Killed In Assembly
Kills In Accidents
Keep Inside Asia
Korea Invades America
Kiss It Away
Korean Imitation Accord
Killed In Accident
Korea.s Incompetence Amazing
Killed In Action
Killer.s Imported Asset
Kill It Anyway
Korea.s Imported Accident
Krap in Action

LEMANS
Least Enjoyable Machine - Always Needs Something
Look Everyone My Anus Noticeably Stinks

LINCOLN
Love It Now .Cause Only Looks Nifty

LAMBORGHINI

Leave At Mechanic's and Break Out Running Gear, Hiking Is Now In!
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody.s Image
Lucky A Man By Owning Really Gives His Image Nice Inflation

LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
Look Out, Transmission Utterly Sucks

LTD
Last Time Driving
Last To Die
Last Try from Detroit
Loves To Drive
Long Time Driving
Long Term Disability
Left To Die
Little Tin Dream
Little Transportation Delivered
Long Term Debt
Long, Thin Dumpster
Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
Loves To Die

Maserati
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

MAZDA
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Many Are Zooming Death Accelerators
Most Are Zealously Duped Always
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

MERCEDES (Benz)

Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
Men Express Really Crazy Egos Driving Expensive Sedans
Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon
Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve
Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings
Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero

MERCURY
Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable . Recalled Yet?
Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo
Mileage Eventually Ruins Car . Usually Ruins You
Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually .Real Yo-yo.)

MITSUBISHI
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bulls__t In Sexual Harassment Investigation
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly

METRO
Mangey Environmentalist Transporter Rusts On
Martha, Every Thing Rattles Off!
May Every Thing Rattle On
May Endure Teasing, Ridicule, and Ostracism
Mileage.s Everything; Torque, Running.s Out
Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle
My Endeared Transportatin Rusted Out

MG/MGF/MGB
Money Grabber
Might Go
Might Go Backwards
Mobile Garbage
Might Go Forward
Money Guzzler
Merciless Garbage

MOPAR
Made Of Plastic And Rubber
Made Of Plastic And Rust
Match Old Parts As Required
MOst Perfect Automobiles for Racing
Motor On Pavement After Race
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Moments Of Power Are Rare
Most Often Parked At Roadside
Made of paper and rags
Most Often Proven At the Racetrack
Move Over Plymouths Are Racing
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Massively OverPowered And Respected
Masters Or Performance and Racing
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Mitsubishi.s Over Priced American Replicars
More Overall Performance And Reliability
More Overall Power And Reliability
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Most OverPowered And Respected
Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly
Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
Mounds Of Power And Revs
Move Over, Pentastar Approaching Rapidly
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
Move Over Pontiac Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain.t Running
My Old Plymouth Ain.t Runnin.
My Only Problems Are Repairs
My Old Pig Always Roars

MIATA
My Intention: Always To Accelerate

NISSAN
Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
Never In Season Simply A No-show
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan
Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nasty
Nobody Intelligent Sorrowfully Saying Ahhh Nutz

NOVA
Naturally Obnoxious Vehicle Award
New Owner Very Ashamed
Noticeably Outstanding Vehicle Award
Noticeably Outstanding Visible Abhorrence
Nine Old Vagrant Alcoholics
Nightmarish Occult Vehicle Apparition
No Offense - Very Average

OLDS
Obnoxious, Loud Death Sled
Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower
One Leak, Dead Starter

OLDSMOBILE
Oh Look, Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot.s Leaking Everything
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
Old Lady Did Some Mechanical Overtime Because It Lacked Energy

PONTIAC
People On Narcotics Think It.s A Chevy
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It.s A Cadillac
Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap
Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned
Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac
FIREBIRD: Fast Irresistible Real Electrifying Bird Inexpensive Racing Dare-Devil

PINTO
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Performance Is Not The Object
Put In Nickel To Operate
Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object
Put In New Transmission Often

PLYMOUTH
Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood!
Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, Underestimating This Heap

PORSCHE
Phased Out Racer-Still Can.t Hold Engine
PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN.T HELP EVERYTHING
Please Overlook Really Smutty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can.t Have Everything
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have .Em
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

PRELUDE
Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes

PROBE
Plainly Runs Only By Exception

RABBIT
Racy? Ain.t! Bouncy, Bad Itty-bitty Toy!
Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried

RAM
Really Awful Manufacturing
Really All Malfunctioning
Runs Almost Monthly
Rust And Mold

RENAULT
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash

ROLLS-ROYCE
Rich Old Ladies Love Spending - Really Old Yuppies Charge Everything

SAAB
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Atrocity Back
Send Away Ass Backwards
Shape Appears Ass-Backward
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
Stinking Atrocity Absent Beauty
Start Adding Additional Brakefluid
Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always Suffocate
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Styling Absent After Buyout
Sorry As A Bum
Stop Asking About Brakes!
Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
Surely Absorbs All Bucks
Scary Antique Absent Brakes
Sorry Assed American Buyers
Shake And Advance Backwards
Simply Archaic And Broken
Slick As A Brick
Something Always Appears Broken
Sorely Absent Any Benefits
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Still Another Ass Bucket
Stinky As A Bug
Sucks Away All Bucks
Some Ass Actually Boughtit!
Sorry Assemly Absorbing Bucks
Start Adding Additional Brakefluid
Swedish Auto - Always Broken
Swedish Auto.s Are Best
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

SABLE
Sleazy Auto Brakes Leak Everytime

SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty

SATURN
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Slamming Automatic Transmissions, Undiagnosed Rattle
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Sorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice
Supposedly American Technology Unfortunately Really Nissan

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
Subaru: Souped Up Bad Ass Racing Unit
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
Souped Up Blazingly Awesome Racing Unit

TOYOTA
Take Off Your Oversised Tires, Asswhole
Taking Our Yen Out . Thanks All
The One You Ought To Avoid
This One You Oughta Tow Away
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass

TRIUMPH
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod.

VOLVO
Vagrant Owned Lousy Vehicle Organization
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Outlandish Looking Vehicle Overhaul
Very Obsolete Looking Vehicle Oddity
Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options
Very Often Loses Viable Operation
Very Ornate Luxury Vehicle, Originally
Very Overrated Loaded Vehicle Owners

VW (VolksWagen)
Value Withheld
Very Wonderful
Vintage Wreck
Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
Very Weird
Very Wondeful
Vtec Wins!
Virtual Wannabee
Vehicle Wackiness
Vehicular Waste
Very Weak
Virtually Worthless
Very Worrisome
Vintage Whirligig
Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
Vehicle Wannabee
Volks Who?

VW BEETLE
Visually Weird, But Everyone Enjoys The Look, Eh?
Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine
By Everyone.s Experience, They Last Eternally!

YAMAHA
Yet Another Mechanical Atrocity Happens Again
Your All Muscle And High Above

YUGO
Your Ugly Going Overland
Yugoslavian Unreliable Garbage to Overlook