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1958 - Sun 01 Dec 2019 - Midmar Hall - Hares: Hippo & Mrs T - Scribe: Skinny Witch

Aberdeen Hash House Harriers

RUN 1958

Sunday 1st December 2019

HARES: MRS T AND HIPPO

RUN SITE: MIDMAR HALL

 

I WAS BASKING IN THE SUN AND TRYING NOT TO BE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT, WHEN THE GM DECIDED I WAS AVERTING HIS GAZE, AND SO WAS AWARDED THE MIGHTY SCRIBE.

NOT DOT WAS WISHED A HAPPY HASHY BIRTHDAY FOR MONDAY COMING, HAVING BEEN TREATED TO A SURPRISE PARTY LAST EVENING BY BIGGLES AND FAMILY.

HASH HISTORY WAS DISCUSSED BY SIR DEADMUND HILLARY WITH THE DOWN DOWNS GOING TO SERGIO AND SAUERKRAUT WHO ADMITTED TO BEING BORN AROUND 1958; ALONG WITH MICHAEL JACKSON AND SUPERGLUE AND THE CREDIT CARD THEY WERE BLAMED FOR RUINING OUR PLANET.  THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT SPARROWS BEING EXTERMINATED BUT....

I WAS SOMEHOW TRIANGULATED AMIDST THE ROXY/BARNEY/NUMBSKULL DEBACLE INVOLVING A LEAD AND ME NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH SO HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE HARES INSTRUCTIONS DETAILED IN FETCHING BLUE FLOUR ( MAINLY SOMETHING ABOUT DOGS AND LEADS AND GAMEKEEPERS AND BIRDS)... BUT WE WERE OFF, ON THE ON TRAIL, AND I WAS HALF COAT ON ,HALF COAT OFF, BEFORE CATCHING UP WITH SHIT BOYFRIEND AND AIDS AND NUMSKULL AND THEN DIDNT REALLY SEE THEM AGAIN ...OR MUCH OF THE TRAIL AS I WAS PART OF THE PINK LADY TRAIL, CHATTING CHATTING CHATTING...

THERE WAS SOME DOWN, SOME VERY NOISY GEESE, SOME UP AND A LOT OF SLIPPY STUFF AND BLUE FLOUR STUFF AND BLUE SKY AND LOTS OF CHATTING;THEN WE WERE STOPPED (MY EYES AND EARS TELL ME THERE WAS WHISKY MAC AND MINCE PIES) I WAS JUST WONDERING WHERE I WAS, WHEN I SPOTTED YOUNG CHARLOTTE , AND SOME HORSES AND OH YEA WORKED OUT WE WERE A LA MAISON DE SCABBY ARSE .AFTER A QUICK DANCE UPDATE,WE WERE OFF AGAIN.THE SUN CONTINUED TO SHINE , AND I SPOTTED THE PACK AGAIN SCRAMBLING UPHILL AND THE WALKERS DITHERING; THANKFULLY MRS T CAME TO OUR RESCUE AND OFFERED A PRETTIER TRAIL FOR THE DOGS; SO WE WERE SIX ....AND THE DOGS; IMMEDIATELY WE HAD AN INCIDENT OF THE NON FALLING TYPE...EYES OPEN, WALKING HARRIET; BLINK! EYES OPEN, HARRIET LYING DOWN BASKING IN THE SUN , SAME HARRIET ... ALL IN A DAYS HASH!!!

WE FOUND THE BEER AND WERE JOINED BY THE PACK, SO ALL BOXES TICKED; WE TODDLED BACK TO THE CARPARK. HIGH MAINTENANCE COMMENTED THAT TIA'S TAIL WAS DOWN, HOW STRANGE...CINDERS RETORTED THAT IF HM'S TAIL WAS UP IN THESE TEMPERATURES SHE WOULD SOON HAVE IT DOWN TOO!!!! NOT MUCH CAN BE SAID TO THAT!!!!

LOST PROPERTY WAS ADDRESSED...(SEE LATER.......)

DOWN DOWNS WERE A HAD.QUICKLY;

ALTHOUGH SUNNY , THE TEMPERATURE WAS DIPPING AND MRS T'S FOUR CRUMBLES WERE PROMISING CUSTARD (UNLIKE BIGGLES LACK OF ATTENTION TO DETAIL IN FAILING TO PROVIDE RICE FOR THE CHILLI AND CUSTARD FOR THE PUDDING AT NOT DOT'S PARTY...BAAAAAD BIGGLES) SO DOWN DOWNS WERE ACCELERATING.......

THOSE HONOURED WERE

TO AN ELUSIVE BARBARELLA.....CIRCLING THE CIRCLE...OBVIOUSLY BELIEVING HE HAD BEEN DOBBED IN AND HE HAD....HE IS A TIME TRAVELLER BELIEVING THAT IF ONLY HE HAD BEEN TOLD YESTERDAY THAT HIS MATE HAD LOST THEIR PROPERTY HE COULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO HER ....YESTERDAY, AT THE MEARNS HASH....DOH!

THE TRAINER OF THE UNTRAINED HASHER FOR FAILURE TO KEEP ROXY SAFE....AGAIN......

(CINDERS WAS HEARD TO REMARK THAT SHE WONDERED IF THAT MEANT THAT AIDS BLAMES HER FOR HIS FAILURES?????)

A VERY PINK DOLLY DILDO HAD BEEN FOUND BY A VERY YOUNG GUEST HASHER ON THE RUN AND HER HASHING FATHER WAS AWARDED FOR HIS ATTEMPTS TO EXPLAIN HOW 'THE TORCH' WORKED!!!! POOR SCABBY ARSE WAS SO TRAUMATISED BY HOLDING SAID PINK DOLLY FOR THE DOWN DOWN EXPERIENCE THAT HIS PREVIOUSLY HIDDEN SKILL OF DRINKING BEER THROUGH THE MOUTH AND EXHALING BEER THROUGH THE NOSE WAS UNVEILED TO AN EVER APPRECIATIVE CIRCLE. KEEN TO STAY IN THE LIMELIGHT, HE WAS FURTHER REWARDED BY MY EYES AND EARS FOR THE DAY....(NOT THAT HE WAS MUCH USE FOR MY

SCRIBE), FOR LITERALLY, LITTERING, THE SURROUNDING AREA WITH NOTES OF HIS BABYSITTING ARRANGEMENTS!  HOWEVER DESPITE HIPPO DOBBING IN MRS T AS THE TRUE CULPRIT, RECOGNISING HER HANDWRITING OF COURSE, HIPPO HAD TO SUBSTITUTE AS SHE HAD GONE OFF TO TEND HER FORESAID CRUMBLES!

MRS CLAUS WAS RECOGNISED FOR HER HIGH MAINTENANCE APPEARANCE;

THRUPPNEY BITS AND SHIT BOYFRIEND HAVING HOSTED A POST MEARNS HASH BASH, DELAYED TIDYING UP UNTIL LATER WHEN A MERRY THRUPENNY FOUND SHITBOYFRIENDS NEW 49 INCH AQUISITION....WELL WHO WOULD KNOW AND CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH!

BEFORE WE THANKED THE HARES IN THE USUAL WAY, WE WERE ADVISED THAT THE AMAZING BEAUTIFUL WEATHER FOR THE RUN WAS ALL DOWN TO MRS T FINDING TWO VIRGINS AT THE CHURCH HALL LAST NIGHT; APPARENTLY RUBBING TWO 8-11 YEAR OLD VIRGINS TOGETHER,DOES PRODUCE MIRACLES OF SORTS..............................

AND THOSE WILLING AND ABLE WERE ON ,TO THE ON INN A LA MAISON DE ROPERS !!!!

 

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SKINNY Witch

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