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 FROM THE LAYWERS DESK: Any stuff seen in/with-in here/there is (c) or copyright. That means if u copy me i will WHIP UR ASS with a whip. If i dont Echelon will. 
Any stuff seen in/with-in here/there/anywhere/no where is potentaly borin or fun or dangerous or crazy or a calaboration/merger of any of these things stated here for purposes entited to the owner of the page and its affiliates, parent company, share holder and cupholders to be used at descrestion to be changed at anytime with out prior notice to the general public with out the prior permisssion of affiliates, parent company, share holder and cupholders of this page or the Jr Vice President on CompuGlobalMega Net who infact holds no right to do anything in/with-in here/there/anywhere/no where on this page and purposes of this page are strickly confidentional under the GSTax licese and may be distributed no where with out the Knowledge and permisson of the Ministry of Economic Development (Ko Manatu Ohanga) New Zealand (Aotearoa(Ao = cloud, tea = white and roa = long)) and permisson of the majority holder of shares of this company, his/her Whanau, iwi, Whakapapa, Tanawha-ta Whenuwa, Taniwha, ko hikio, marea or politiacal party if it get 5% of New Zealand Votes with in One (1) accounting period in accordance to the Tuna Fishing Quota of Perth, Australia and the Met Service (0900 123 321 ($2.50 fo first min. 99c there after exc GST, while stock last) at any time and to be used at the descretion of the parties listed in confidence according to Mary who had a little lamb, whose fleese was white as snow and every where that mary went the clown would steal the show unless the proper authorities are informed with out notice from IRD, IRS, IRA and the SPCA animal rescue group, organisation, corperation or ministry in assurance that the warranty of this page is not void and the gaurantee is without faults under the Consumer Guarantee Act 1957 repectively under New Zealand and Australian Legeslation prioir to this confidentional meetin here-in complying to the established rules according to Elmo and the Seven Drawfs Treaty and Settlement of 1997 in which states that anyone can do anything with any permission prior to using heavy machinery while in bed and/or saving in the restroom at Auckland Internation Airport in the International Departures Lounge with out a passport that clear states your health problems that Dr Phil and Dr Nick diagnosed when in surgery in the state of Texas, Flordia and North Dakota repectively under the privicy act of 1999. Terms, conditions and credit criteria apply, while stocks last. If in doubt contact your doctor or Free phone New Zealand Poison Hot-Line on 0800 767 767 to recieve a complimentary gift basket of New Zealand's Finest poisons including 1080 Possum Poop (Possum not included, while stocks last and not available in Sweden, Denmark or Greenland without a Poison importers licence prior to 31 Feburary Our Year of the Lord 2007). Any person/s viewed, seen, heard or tasted on this page or others relating to or from is purely co-incidental unless specifially specified. Anything you read, feel, experience, touch, taste see, view, hear or smell is copyright (c) to the original owner or the
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