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Make Do

I want to have a near death experience
before I go to the dentist and then shopping.
I want to see who comes to my rescue
and will they get grossed out
by my tartar buildup and holey T.
Then who among them wouldn't lift a finger
or put their lips to mine, pump my heart?
I'll watch the whole thing from above
like I'm sitting on the ceiling. When I come back,
that's if I do, I'll write a book and read
some excerpts on Montel. Truth is I have no
dental insurance and I'm way overdrawn.