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Useless Baby Products
- An article or substance that is manufactured or refined for sale
- (product) merchandise: commodities offered for sale; "good business depends on having good merchandise"; "that store offers a variety of products"
- A substance produced during a natural, chemical, or manufacturing process
- A thing or person that is the result of an action or process
- (product) an artifact that has been created by someone or some process; "they improve their product every year"; "they export most of their agricultural production"
- (product) a quantity obtained by multiplication; "the product of 2 and 3 is 6"
- (uselessly) in a useless manner; "the furniture was sitting around uselessly"
- Having no ability or skill in a specified activity or area
- having no beneficial use or incapable of functioning usefully; "a kitchen full of useless gadgets"; "she is useless in an emergency"
- Not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome
- (uselessness) inutility: the quality of having no practical use
- A young or newly born animal
- the youngest member of a group (not necessarily young); "the baby of the family"; "the baby of the Supreme Court"
- a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk; "the baby began to cry again"; "she held the baby in her arms"; "it sounds simple, but when you have your own baby it is all so different"
- pamper: treat with excessive indulgence; "grandparents often pamper the children"; "Let's not mollycoddle our students!"
- A very young child, esp. one newly or recently born
- The youngest member of a family or group
useless baby products - 101 Unuseless
101 Unuseless Japanese Inventions
A collection of the author's most imaginative Chindohgu, otherwise known as "unuseless ideas," includes the bath body suit and the walk 'n' wash ankle-attachable laundry tank.
The author, Kenji Kawakami is well-known in Japan for his creation and tireless promotion of "chingdogu" -- the art of the "unuseless idea." This book features the best of his inventions, inspired devices designed to solve all the nagging problems of domestic life, including ones you may not have realized you have. Reading this book is like exploring an alternate universe in which the 19th century inventors who shaped our lives had far too much time on their hands, and far too many plastic molds in their factories. Hilarious!
X9000 Overkill (Nvm, how about X9001, so it's OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!)
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A FANTASTIC NEW PRODUCT! THE X9000 OVERKILL IS A NEW REVOLUTIONARY BUT USELESS OVERKILLING THING THAT KILLS STUFF, AND IS TRUELY THE FINEST IN 36TH CENTURY OVERKILLING TECHNOLOGY! WATCH THIS, IN REAL TIME, THE TWIN 30MM DESTROYER GATLING GUNS WILL DESTROY THIS BABY PANDA! *Following scenes too violent to show* *Lol jk, it's the 36th century. KACHCCCEGGEGEGEGEEEEEZZZZZBBBVETYFA" WASN'T THAT AMAZING? USE IT WITH ENEMY BASES, DEAD HOOKERS, RAPISTS, ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE TOTALLY TAKEN OUT OF EXISTENCE, CAN BE WITH THE X9000 OVERKILL. THE X9000 INCLUDES A GUITAR GAUSS WHICH CAN BLOW HOLES THROUGH THE MUTHERFUCKING DEATH STAR. OH, AND REMEMBER BACK WHEN THE T-REX HAD THOSE LITTLE WIMPY-ASS ARMS? NOT ANYMORE! NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN OVERKILLING TECHNOLOGY HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO GIANT CHAINSAW ARMS. NOT JUST CHAINSAW ARMS, BUT GIANT MUTHERFUCKING CHAINSAW ARMS. ALSO LIGHTSABERS ARE NO LONGER JUST FOR JEDI AND SITH WITH THE NEW TAIL LIGHT SABER BLADE! BUT I'M NOT FINISHED YET! THE X9000 OVERKILL COMES WITH A TAIL-MOUNTED 40MM QUAD BUBBLE CANNON! 4 OUT 5 DOCTORS RECOMMEND STAYING AWAY FROM LAZERS, FUCK THAT! EVIL DOCTORS FROM NARNIA HAVE HELPED US MODIFY THE INTERNALS OF THE TYRANNOSAURUS TO MAKE IT FIRE LAZERS! BUT WAIT! CALL IN THE NEXT 14 AND A HALF MINUTES AND 2 SECONDS AND WE'LL THROW IN A PACK OF FLYING LAZER BEANS AND A COMPLEMENTARY TOP HAT! BUT WAIT EVEN MORE, I'M STILL NOT DONE! FOR JUST AN EXTRA BILLION DOLLARS WE'LL TRIPLE YOUR ORDER! CALL NOW! ONLY 25 QUICK PAYMENTS OF A KAJILLION FUCKING DOLLARS! 1-800-OVERKILL-SCAM Side effects may include: your pet ligers turning into unicorn deer, explosive diarrhea, mechanical fucking pencils, flammenden Zombie Einhorn, lack of 6 toes, trucks, the universe collasping into a black hole, destruction of planets and cities, and alien spaceships that look like wheels TRUCKS
oh, cold. cold is your toes and fingers, your limbs were shaking and your teeth talking nonsense. the baby inside you is cold as well, whimper, silent. fumes are falling from engines like fog through those small bricks, through those tiny twigs. engines like that of your mouth, consistently producing useless products, arms were always much more efficient. my arms. your arms. His arms. what is the existence of that single thread? collecting frost like the window panes and swaying with your even breaths.
useless baby products
From the land of the rising sun, strangely practical and utterly eccentric inventions for a life of ease—and hilarity.
In Japan Kenji Kawakami is famous for his tireless promotion of Chindogu: the art of the unuseless idea. Meant to solve problems of modern life, these bizarre and logic-defying gadgets and gizmos are actually entirely impractical. Addicts of the unuseless will love this collection of 200 Chindogu, including the Drymobile (your laundry dries as you drive), the Solar-Powered Torch (never runs low on batteries), Duster Slippers for Cats (now the most boring job around the house becomes hours of fun...for your cat!), Walk 'n' Wash Ankle-attachable Laundry Tanks (a perfect solution for the problems of inadequate exercise and hygiene), and many, many more... These hilarious inventions have taken Japan by storm. Every one of the 200 items in The Big Bento Box of Unuseless Japanese Inventions has actually been manufactured to the highest standards, fully tested by pioneering members of the Japanese public, and documented in their unuselessness with 442 color photographs. 442 color photographs