10 Awesome Jokes

by Defne

Did you know the world’s oldest joke can be traced back to 1900 BC? People still need to laugh, maybe even more than ever. Studies show that laughter can help us relax and recharge, which is especially useful during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Use these jokes to make Zoom meetings more fun. Or, try them on your friends and family to get a good Ha Ha Ha or maybe a nice little LOL.

These jokes are in order from simplest to most complicated, so if you’re getting more and more confused as the jokes go on, it was intentional!

But, you may be saying, where are the jokes? Well, the chicken who’s delivering them still hasn’t crossed the road, so we might not get them until later today. Ah, there the chicken is! And here are the jokes—enjoy!

• Q: What did the frog say to the ant?

A: Will you please stop bugging me?

• Q: Why should pets always wear a parachute?

A: Because it can rain cats and dogs!

• Q: What happens if yellow paper falls into a blue lake?

A: It gets wet!

• Q: Why did the fox cross the road?

A: To get to the chicken!

• Q: How do you throw a space party?

A: You planet! (Source: Reader’s Digest)

• Q: What do you call a magic dog?

A: A labracadabrador! (Reader’s Digest)

• Q: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needs a bit of space. (Reader’s Digest)

• Q: What’s the best thing about Sweden?

A: I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus! (Reader’s Digest)

• Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?

A: Because every play has a cast. (Reader’s Digest)

• Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble words on the road.

I asked him, what’s the word on the street? (Reader’s Digest)