Did you hear about a dog that ran 20 miles to retrieve a stick?

He was a little far fetched.

-submitted by Kamryn Tyrrell

You can’t die if you roll in salt.

You will be cured

-submitted by Kamryn Tyrrell

What do cells use to search things up?

Google chromosomes.

-submitted by Kamryn Tyrrell

Did you know that Chromebooks take away your chromosomes?

-submitted by Rosie Oppedisano

Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

A: The Food!

- Submitted by: Nick Kelley

Q: My teacher told me to have a good day…. Soooo I went home.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Q: What did the giant say to Jack?

A: Stop beanstalking me!

Submitted by Nolan Ainsworth

Q: The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Q: My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Dad, did you get a haircut?

No I got them all cut

- Submitted by: Nick Kelley

What goes up and never comes down?

Your Age.

-Submitted by: Nick Kelley

Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off?

He’s all right now

Submitted by: Cassie Gonyer

What do you call a one eye dinosaur?

A do-you-think-he-saur-us.

Submitted by: Cassie Gonyer

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?

They were Prime mates.

-Nolan A

Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Do you like science because I've got my ion you.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.

-Nolan A

Knock-knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken

-Nolan A

How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!

-Nolan A

I am not clumsy-tables get in my way, doors are mean and walls are bulli

Q: Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter?

A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it.

Submitted by: Cassie Gonyer

Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.

-Submitted by: Justice Thompson-Gilley

What time of day is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Noon

-submitted by Kamryn Tyrrell

I am heavy forwards, and not backwards, what am I?

Ton

-submitted by Kamryn Tyrrell

What has a bed but never sleeps and always runs but never walks

A river

Submitted by Novie Ivey

What do you give to others, but try to keep?

A promise

-submitted by Kamryn Tyrrell

Shoplift

by Emilee Shaw

Chip Eater

by Kamryn Tyrrell

20 Min Mall

by Hannah Rogers

The Battle

by Nolan Ainsworth

In Your Dreams

by Nolan Ainsworth