if Companies were Honest
My Version by Zoe Clougherty

1. Walmart: you only go there to not shop at Target 

2. Denny’s: In every state but Delaware 

3. Netflix: We ask if you’re still watching to make you mad 

4. Amazon: Order it and wait a month, Or order it on Prime and get it faster but pay more 

5. Google: When  you google your symptoms and It’s either you’ve got cancer or you’re dying 

6. Pepsi: When Coca-Cola isn’t available. 

Now you’re probably wondering Why doesn’t Delaware have a Denny’s?? Well because Delaware is quite small.