nMonterey County California is viewed by people around the World as one of the most beautiful and exclusive places to live. It's home to Pebble Beach and the great Golf Open.  Clint Eastwood calls this area home. It's known for a small but world class Jazz festival , a quaint fisherman's wharf, a horribly lonely cypress,  cold water surfing and diving -- and BIG WHALES from time to time.   As it turns out, it's also every blue and white collar criminals WET DREAM.   And NO, this is NOT a skit!

In this website we are going to introduce you to Jeannine Pacioni,  District Attorney for Monterey County.  

Per Monterey County's website, she got a Bachelor of Science from North Arizona University, then graduated from University of San Diego Law School in 1990.  She worked as a Deputy District Attorney for Kern County (CA or AZ?) for a year, and in 1992 she joined the Monterey County DA's office.  

Her bio then says she left work in 2001 to raise kids and returned after an 8 year sabbatical in 2009. 

She's the only known human (terrestrial?) at this time that raises kids in 8 years, but after we understand her work, maybe we'll be able to identify more. 

In 2018 Pacioni  ran for Attorney General of Monterey County generally unopposed, with the support of prior Judge Phillips.  In a small county, where the courts are set up for seriously bent, contorted, and corrupt attorneys, who else would want to run, right?   

It's unclear exactly how or why she even did it, given she should have known how bad things were by then, with 28 years of exposure to the area less 8 to raise those kids.  So what else is so odd about her?   

Buckle up Buttercups -- because this is a bed time story to remember for sure.