Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?… He was a Yankee doodler.
What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts.
What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?… Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer!