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With Alex T. & Luis L. & Alexander S.
Jokes and Riddles
1) What did the math book say to the other math book?
2) What goes up and goes down without moving?
3) What has a neck, but no head?
4) What do you call cheese that's not your cheese?
5) I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
6) What has hands, but can’t clap?
7)What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
8) Why did the grandma sit on the rocking chair with her roller blades on?
9) You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
10) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
ANSWERS!
Answer 1) Want to hear my problems?
Answer 2) The temperature
Answer 3) A shirt
Answer 4) Nacho cheese
Answer 5) A candle
Answer 6) A clock
Answer 7) A comb or a hair brush.
Answer 8) Because she wanted to rock and roll!
Answer 9) Plates and bowls
Answer 10) Because her students were bright!
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