I wanted to educate folks on How to Kill a Mockingbird. My journey started by trying to search my question in a way that wouldn’t involve the famous book “How to Kill a Mockingbird” which would be capable of showing me the hunting locations rather than where to buy the book. While trying to find a location where they’re commonly spotted, all that popped up was bird watcher shtick. In desperation, a violent tone fell upon my searches as I tried specifying that I wanted to kill them instead of just admiring their beauty. Unfortunately, I found that killing a songbird was illegal in the US and inescapable even via loopholes. Determined to find a location where hunting them was legal, I started looking out of the country. After all this effort, I found that no matter who you are or where you look, hunting songbirds is illegal. This was a huge blow to my research. So I decided that regardless of its consequences, I wouldn’t want my research to be a waste, and I would tell my story anyway so that others like me would not waste their time trying to find out How to Kill a Mockingbird.

Disclaimer: The Neuwirth Times does not condone any behavior that goes against the laws of hunting songbirds

Start your journey by getting your weapon of choice ( a slingshot, or any other far-ranged weapon), and gear up to go to the typical “forest edges and open areas”(NWF) that they’re found in. Choose a specific species out of the 16 total to narrow the search. For example, if you choose the Northern Mockingbird, then you should camp out with some holly berries or blackberries. Make sure you learn how to identify one if it passes by in front of you - In this case, Northern Mockingbirds are identifiable by the white patches on their wings. After finally finding a mockingbird, slowly inch as close as possible and then deal the final blow.