Terrible Math Jokes

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Junior Level

Q: What do you get if you cross a math teacher with a crab? A: Snappy answers. 

Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents. 

Q: What happened to the plant in math class? A: It grew square roots. 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? A: To get to the same side. 

Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out! 

Q: Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school? A: Because she sprained her angle! 

Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned? A: It's two gross. 

Q: Why is a math book always unhappy? A: Because it always has lots of problems. 

Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle? A: 4+4 gets you get ate! 

Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation? A: To Times Square. 

Q: What do you call guy-friends who love math? A: A pair of Algebros 

Q: What do you call a number that can't keep still? A: A roamin' numeral.

Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

There are two types of people in this world.... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? ... Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Q: How do mathematicians scold their children?

A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times …”

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side.

Question for warm-up today: Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z".

If a pizza has a radius z and a depth a, that pizza's volume is... (pi*z*z*a=pi*z^2*a)

The majority of people have an above average number of legs, hands, fingers, and eyes.

Math Limerick!

((   12+144+20+3sqrt(4)  )   /  7  ) + (5 x 11) = 9^2 + 0

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and not a bit more.

What do you call a garment made of sea moss? An Algebra

what do you call a pretty vertex? A cute angle

What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me :)

What's a math teacher's favorite season? - SUMmer!

Why can't a nose be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!

What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs? A mathema-chicken!

What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral

What shape do you always have to be careful of? A trap-azoid!

What do you call two grandmas from Lelo? Parallelograms

What did the triangle say to the circle? you're so pointless :)

What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice belt.

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