Bob the Balsam Fir

My tree buds Ginny and Caleb

scientific name: Abies Balsemea

my poem

here is a poem I wrote about me

I stand by a fort

I am a tree

In the cold

shiver in the wind

coldly

larch canker

Dear Bob

I can help. You better tell that tina girl to get the heck outta there. Also spray some adult emerge on your trunk throughout the summer several times then you will be okay in no time

your beloved mother

mom

dear mom

A few weeks ago, I met this bug called a eastern larch beetle. Her name is called Tina. anyway, she said her parents had kicked her out of her house because, she said that she wanted to marry a different type bug. So now she had nowhere to stay, then after a cup of coffee. Out of nowhere Tina asks to move into my trunk!!! Like who does that! "hey dude what up." Then "hey man is it cool if i come live in your trunk?" Its outrageous!!! Don't get me wrong Tina is a pretty cool gal but, seriously?! Anyways, she has been living here for a while. Although I started feeling not to hot. Tina says she had laid some eggs!! I was like "WHAT!!!" After she had laid the eggs. I started to lose my pine needles. IM GOING BALD MOM BALD!!!! I have some white stuff on my trunk, am I dying mom?

Please send help,

Bob

Bob's true or false quiz

1. I live to 150 years

true or false

2. My bark becomes brown and scaly

true or false

3. I can only grow to 50 feet

true or false

4. I provide food and shelter to wildlife

true or false

5. I am 52 ft tall

true or false

Bob's rap

hey it's Tom here uh gimme a beat

my names tom I live away from my mom ever since then nothings been the same a few weeks ago I met a Bug her name is tiiiina she knows how to sinnga uh toms ouuuuuuuut

Answer key

1. true

2. true

3. false

4. true

5.false

about me

I live in the MIB school forest. i'm about 38.67 ft tall my bud Ginny Moe adopted me.My GPS coordinates are 28. 47deegrees north and west they are 92 .43 west degrees west

This is a selfie of me #flawless

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