2025

Can you provide a caption for the image above?  Go ahead!  Give us your best caption and win a lunch (Rustic Grill) with Mr. Snyder and Mr. Hutchison.

The caption contest is closed.  (Until next year)

Results are posted below.  Enjoy!

Additional Caption Submissions

Cooking is at once child's play and adult joy. And cooking done with care is an act of love.

Food, in the end, in our own tradition, is something holy. It's not about nutrients and calories. It's about sharing. It's about honesty. It's about identity

Here we observe two beefy guys in their natural habitat...

Hutch: "They should have named it Big Barney's Italian Beef after their #1 customer."

Snyder: "You're bigger than me so I don't know what you are talking about."

Italian Beefcakes pictured outside of their namesake

Big buddy Lou gets medium buddy Hutchinson and little buddy Snyder to celebrate their Italian ancestry.

I'm not a boxer but, I can quickly destroy a mean box of Pasta

Beef Buds

Had to take the picture outside, Snyder didn’t fit through the door.

Hutch: "Who's Big Lou?" Snyder: "I ate all the beef..."

Hutch: We are the Torta Ad Imbuto Brothers Snyder: We have a new deal half of Pizzas. You only get half we get to eat the rest.

Snyder: Equations? Hutch: Check. Snyder: Experiments? Hutch: Check. Snyder: Extra parmesan? Hutch: Absolutely!!

"When I'm cooking I'm not in the kitchen". Snodd "We know it's at the dinner table Fatty" Hutch

When the Italians catch you breaking the spaghetti.

Big Lou's Italian chefs spotted someone biting through their noodles.

*Big back land!*

Hutch: "little buddy we are going to be the best chefs here because we are experts in the food department"

Snyder: "I know I'm an expert but I'm worried I'll just eat the ingredients before the final product.

When your meatballs are so good, you get cloned by the Italian Beef Council.

Maybe there taste-testing the food before it gets served.

Dumb and Dumber

Dialogue:

Snyder: Hutch come here and pose!

Hutch: What are you doing little buddy?

Snyder: Let me COOK! I am trying to increase my waist line

Hutch: You better increase your brain power instead of your belly power

*Snyder cries*

Dialogue:

Snyder: “Let’s put on moustache and chef’s hat to pretend like we know how to cook”

Hutch: “Smile to make it more authentic, exactly like when we pretend we know what we do on the board. Besides you're just mad that my algebra students make bigger slices of bacon that your physics class"

Snyder: “I don’t need them to make bigger bacon because I am bacon(baking) bigger 😎”