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Our saintly school has had its ups and downs with Fizz, the anonymous social media platform. Regardless, we must give credit where credit is due. The user simply known as ‘poop’ has racked up the highest Fizz score of all CSS Fizz users. This anonymous individual has a total Fizz score of 77,707, with the next highest poster having a score of only 25,983. What a lead!
This comedically talented CSS student- or wait… One only needs a St. Scholastica email to create an account. It could be anyone! Regardless of the identity of this Fizz lord, they know how to be funny on the internet. Perhaps this individual strives to be a professional comedian, but student loans have held them back from this endeavor.
Nowhere could I figure out how a Fizz score is calculated. Nowhere on the entire broad, desolate insanity of the internet is there an answer. Perhaps the best way to understand it is that one’s Fizz score can be equated to aura points. Whatever the system is, poop has cracked it, and created somewhat of a devoted local fan base.
Other anonymous users tag, mention, and call out poop in their own posts, wishing they were as funny or questioning how poop became so powerful. Discussing who poop is has become a niche topic of conversation for CSS students, and this mysterious individual is somewhat of a campus celebrity.
So, who is poop? We may never know. But what we do know is that this successful Fizz poster is basking in all the glory that comes with being a Fizz lord.
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