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March Horoscopes

By Phia Huebner (shuebner@css.edu)

March 28, 2025

♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19

• Appetizer: Hours of Journaling 

• Entree: Revenge

• Dessert: Nostalgia 

• Drink: Iced Tea 

♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20

• Appetizer: Graffiti

• Entree: Planning for the future 

• Dessert: A little nap 

• Drink: Something fruity 

♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21

• Appetizer: Daydreams 

• Entree: Childlike wonder 

• Dessert: Brownie sundae with sprinkles 

• Drink: Juicebox 

♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22

• Appetizer: A hard pill to swallow

• Entree: Deeply emotional poetry 

• Dessert: A dance in the rain 

• Drink: Oreo milkshake 

♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–Aug. 22

• Appetizer: Affirmations in the mirror 

• Entree: Being open an honest 

• Dessert: Swiping right 

• Drink: Redbull 

♍ Virgo (Virgin): Aug. 23–Sept. 22

• Appetizer: Sunlight on your skin 

• Entree: Reading in the hammock 

• Dessert: Quiet reminiscing 

• Drink: Tea with honey 

♎ Libra (Balance): Sept. 23–Oct. 23

• Appetizer: Skipping to class 

• Entree: Arts and crafts 

• Dessert: A new spring outfit 

• Drink: Strawberry lemonade 

♏ Scorpio (Scorpion): Oct. 24–Nov. 21

• Appetizer: A trip to the aquarium 

• Entree: 2000s RomCom

• Dessert: Barnes & Noble

• Drink: Diet Coke 

♐ Sagittarius (Archer): Nov. 22–Dec. 21

• Appetizer: Morning yoga 

• Entree: Locking in 

• Dessert: A little gossiping 

• Drink: Iced coffee

♑ Capricorn (Goat): Dec. 22–Jan. 19

• Appetizer: Hitting snooze

• Entree: Epic thrift haul

• Dessert: Birthday cake 

• Drink: Iced matcha latte 

♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): Jan. 20–Feb. 18

• Appetizer: Old cartoons

• Entree: Getting your groove on 

• Dessert: Applying for jobs 

• Drink: Strawberry banana smoothie 

♓ Pisces (Fish): Feb. 19–March 20

• Appetizer: World’s largest charcuterie board

• Entree: Game night

• Dessert: Explosive laughter 

• Drink: Soda