A functional allegory for Ethereum

Fae contracts are empowered by strong assurances completely under the control of the author. They know what you mean and there are no surprises.

An egalitarian economic model encourages Fae users to mint currencies, trade tokens, and offer block rewards — none of them centrally privileged.

Every transaction that's not necessary is optional (to you). Fae can ship a lot of freight but you won't have to haul any more of it than you need.

Set your own compute limits and decline to join transactions that break them. Truncate long histories to maximize your options in the present.

Coordinate your Ethereum transactions with Fae to trade value or services between the two, delegating gas-heavy jobs to Fae without leaving Ethereum's blockchain.