Bearduary
Post date: Jun 10, 2010 4:54:14 AM
The concept behind Bearduary is quite simple, in times of inclement
weather when the wind bites and snarls, the landscape turns into bleak
unforgiving tundra and the sun sets before the start of happy hour, a true
gentleman grows a beard. Lesser men with smooth, soft skin risk
succumbing to these harsh conditions or worse yet, completely
abandoning their moral fortitude by giving into the temptation of corporate
culture's castrating comforts in the form of sweatshop ski masks
and mufflers when alas, the undeniable solution lies just below their
noses, literally. We as gentleman have been blessed with a precious
gift, the gift of follicle virility in convenient patches upon our faces. I
implore you not to take the sanctity of this gift lightly.