The 46-year-old Discord mod named W. D. Mud stepped outside his house to touch grass and spontaneously combusted.
Paul
#1, 2025
The 46-year-old Discord mod named W. D. Mud stepped outside his house to touch grass
and spontaneously combusted.
Earlier this week, the infamous discord mod named W. D. Mud has finally stepped
outside his house for the first time in 10 years. This Ohio resident was tired of
seeing cringe on the internet, and also decided to try a new drink people were talking
about. After drinking this new “water”, he would have “died from his body not being
used to this new drink, because the only liquid he consumed was G-Fuel”. That was
scientist Melvin Sneedly, commenting on his research on this project. After five
minutes of observing the sun, a new object he had only seen in photos, he attempted to
touch a piece of grass. “The already used conditions of the body sent alarm signals
the second he started to do something non-discord-modish”. This caused the immense
bubbling of the G-Fuel combined with the eye reflectors going off, to the brain giving
alarm signals, he simply thanos snapped out of existence. He was found in Siberia, buried 25 miles deep