local discord mod dies of touch grass syndrome

The 46-year-old Discord mod named W. D. Mud stepped outside his house to touch grass

and spontaneously combusted. 

Earlier this week, the infamous discord mod named W. D. Mud has finally stepped

outside his house for the first time in 10 years. This Ohio resident was tired of

seeing cringe on the internet, and also decided to try a new drink people were talking

about. After drinking this new “water”, he would have “died from his body not being

used to this new drink, because the only liquid he consumed was G-Fuel”. That was

scientist Melvin Sneedly, commenting on his research on this project. After five

minutes of observing the sun, a new object he had only seen in photos, he attempted to

touch a piece of grass. “The already used conditions of the body sent alarm signals

the second he started to do something non-discord-modish”. This caused the immense

bubbling of the G-Fuel combined with the eye reflectors going off, to the brain giving

alarm signals, he simply thanos snapped out of existence. He was found in Siberia, buried 25 miles deep